Can I highlight my baby's hair this summer?

[Anonymous]

Uhhh... How much hair does she have? Is this really an issue? I'm picturing fine baby hair and a sun burnt scalp with this endeavor.

I suggest dressing her in colors that compliment her hair and getting some cute sun bonnets.

[Anonymous]

I'm not your ex-SIL. Sun-In sounds far too harsh for a baby.

I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not your ex-SIL. Sun-In sounds far too harsh for a baby.

I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

This is definitely a joke!

Nice try, OP. Go do something productive with all this time on your hands...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not your ex-SIL. Sun-In sounds far too harsh for a baby.

I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

Whew! OK, yes, a troll. Thanks for making that clear OP. Troll grade: B+ (because you had me going there for a minute!)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

Are you serious? You've got a real Aryan complex going, don't you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Uhhh... How much hair does she have? Is this really an issue? I'm picturing fine baby hair and a sun burnt scalp with this endeavor.

I suggest dressing her in colors that compliment her hair and getting some cute sun bonnets.

She doesn't have a ton of hair at this point, but it is getting thicker every day. I like the sun bonnet idea. She looks really cute in bonnets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not your ex-SIL. Sun-In sounds far too harsh for a baby.

I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

Whew! OK, yes, a troll. Thanks for making that clear OP. Troll grade: B+ (because you had me going there for a minute!)

I'm not a troll, just a crappy mother I guess. No one else worries about this? Or are you all blondes with little blonde babies?

[Anonymous]

I really hope this is a troll. Otherwise, please get some counseling before you scar your kid with your apperarance issues. This is insane.

[Anonymous]

I have black hair, and my daughter's hair is light brown. She's beautiful.

The fact that your daughter's still so young, and is anything but beautiful and perfect in her own mother's eyes really speaks volumes for you. I actually agree with the PP that suggested counseling, because you're going to do your daughter some major damage if you don't. Seriously.

[Anonymous]

P.S. PP here who told you to get help. I am a brunette mother with one brown haired kid and one blonde kid. I love them both and think both are beautiful. My mother is very attractive, and I never measured up to her physical standards. I always felt judged and like she wanted to "fix" me. Your desire to change your daughter's haircolor at such an early age is not healthy. Your kid needs your unconditional love, not your efforts to fix her perceived physical "flaws" that aren't. What's next -- nose job for her 16th birthday? Implants?

[Anonymous]

I love this idea. Be sure also to get her some blue contact lenses. Nobody likes a brown-eyed kid.

[Anonymous]

Yes. Also, don't worry about sunscreen, as it inhibits the matching tan. Fingers crossed, if you're really diligent, you might be able to train her early to incorporate a diet pepsi/cigarette breakfast to keep the weight down, too!

Good luck!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not your ex-SIL. Sun-In sounds far too harsh for a baby.

I don't think there is anything wrong with my daughter for having brown hair. It just seems like blondes are universally more accepted, thought of as cuter, more popular, etc. What if she ends up being that mousy kid with no friends?

Whew! OK, yes, a troll. Thanks for making that clear OP. Troll grade: B+ (because you had me going there for a minute!)

I'm not a troll, just a crappy mother I guess. No one else worries about this? Or are you all blondes with little blonde babies?

Um, I'm a blond and my DD has dark chesnut brown hair and eyes that are so dark you can barely tell a difference betwen the brown and the black pupil. I wouldn't want her to be blond for one second....because she isn't a blond....and her coloring is so rich and beautiful I can't imagine her any different. She is the only brown hair, brown eyed child in our entire family and she will be raised to know her coloring is just as beautiful as her cousins. There is nothing (except for maybe a million dollars) that would make me alter my childs beautiful features. OP, you need some therapy now or you'll need to start saving for your child's therapy later. Poor beautiful baby.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have black hair, and my daughter's hair is light brown. She's beautiful.

The fact that your daughter's still so young, and is anything but beautiful and perfect in her own mother's eyes really speaks volumes for you. I actually agree with the PP that suggested counseling, because you're going to do your daughter some major damage if you don't. Seriously.

+1

I have black hair, my daughter has beautiful dark brown hair with little red highlights, and it's amazingly gorgeous. People compliment her hair ALL THE TIME, but even if they didn't, I have always thought she was beautiful, her hair included!

Seriously, this is going to be a huge problem for you and your DD if you don't get counseling. I can't imagine the self-esteem damage you are going to do to her!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sadly, it is not an April fools. I was really hoping for a blonde baby and she ended up having brown hair with a teeny bit of natural blonde highlights. I love her the way she is, but would also love to see her hair looking a little sun-kissed.

You should definitely start making her feel that she's not good enough before she can even walk. Don't procreate again if this is how you plan to treat your children. What would you do to her if you had REALLY wanted a boy? Get a life, lady.