Why are all the SAHMs in Vienna so frumpy?

[Anonymous]

Maybe it's because they're out in the 'burbs and drive everywhere. In the city it seems the SAHM wardrobe is yoga pants, t-shirt and sneakers because you're walking a lot.

[Anonymous]

Because their husbands are dorks so it's a match.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Because their husbands are dorks so it's a match.

This is often true. He doesn't impress you, so you make no effort to impress him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The women of Vienna tend to be very chic in my experience. There were some very hot spells in Europe this summer, though, so maybe they were caught off guard and threw on whatever was comfortable, not caring what your frumpy American ass thought about them.

I assume she means Vienna, VA not Vienna, Austria. But perhaps I am wrong . . .

LOOOOOL!!!!

joke? ?[johk] noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

5. a foreign concept to many residents of the DC metro area

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Because their husbands are dorks so it's a match.

This is often true. He doesn't impress you, so you make no effort to impress him.

Welcome to DC blonde Suburban-driving, McMansion-dwelling Moms.com, where the only reason you might claim not to like something, or not to give it much thought, is because YUR JEEEEEALOS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The women of Vienna tend to be very chic in my experience. There were some very hot spells in Europe this summer, though, so maybe they were caught off guard and threw on whatever was comfortable, not caring what your frumpy American ass thought about them.

I assume she means Vienna, VA not Vienna, Austria. But perhaps I am wrong . . .

LOOOOOL!!!!

joke? ?[johk] noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.
noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.

5. a foreign concept to many residents of the DC metro area

Thanks, 11:27, for getting it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's not that I'm that rushed but I really don't care what randmon women think about my looks. Not on my radar.

It's not what random women think. It's reality. You look like a hag. Where is your self pride? Don't you think you're worth the effort?

Why do you care if I have make up on or not? That's not what I wrap my worth up in. I have plenty of self pride, do you?

[Anonymous]

I'm sleeping with a married man who lives in Vienna - his wife could care less about her appearance. Word to the wise

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sleeping with a married man who lives in Vienna - his wife could care less about her appearance. Word to the wise

Why would she put in effort for such an obvious douche?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sleeping with a married man who lives in Vienna - his wife could care less about her appearance. Word to the wise

Now there's something to be proud of!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sleeping with a married man who lives in Vienna - his wife could care less about her appearance. Word to the wise

Now there's something to be proud of!

Ha! +1

[Anonymous]

I gave up worrying what shallow, boring people thought of me years ago. Its quite liberating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sleeping with a married man who lives in Vienna - his wife could care less about her appearance. Word to the wise

Hey, thank you for the warning. It motivated me to get my hair and nails done this afternoon.

[Anonymous]

give up on your looks, give up on your DH

[Anonymous]

I like moms without make up.

My sister wears too much make up. People think she's a WHORE!