I f*cking hate pandas

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not I fan, but what I really hate is all the attention they get, especially at the zoo. Half the time they're asleep or hiding behind bamboo.

I agree. I skip right past that shit at the zoo b/c those lazy fuckers are never out. What's the point? At least the elephants are always good enough to make an appearance!

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest post ever - and I'm an animal freak! I love animals and I guess I always thought I loved pandas too. But, now that you mention it...

[Anonymous]

OP here. I have a kid already (the old fashioned way), and no hating on TTC interventions for HUMANS (aka a species who loves to procreate and loves to have kids -- maybe a little too much, sometimes!) I just hate the shit out of pandas.

And sorry, PP, I'm not your DH (I'm a woman) but I like the way he thinks.

[Anonymous]

Hey OP! Do you want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that won't screw to save their species?!

[Anonymous]

Tell it, OP! I am do sick of hearing about Pandas pandas pandas.

[Anonymous]

Cool your jets, turdblossom.

They hate you too, and most of us wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

'kay? ;-o

[Anonymous]

Pandas taste good. Just like chicken.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hey OP! Do you want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that won't screw to save their species?!

Hey, the first rule is I don't talk about that. The second rule, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wish they would go extinct. Which is apparently what they want, too, since they are so spectacularly bad at reproducing.

They are too incompetent and lazy to have sex, so tell me why we should be wasting scientific funding on getting a big fat loser raccoon species to bump uglies? And when it inevitably doesn't happen, why are we spending more research money to artificially knock these craptacular dopes up? It's not like we can ever release them back into the wild, because they'll just promptly go extinct due to their middle-school-nerd level prowess with the opposite sex. So it's not like we're doing anything other than preserving an expensive, shitty, perpetually-owned-by-China zoo freeloader. I'd rather spend that money and resources on one of the hundreds of animal species that go extinct every day that would actually attempt NOT to go extinct, if given the chance.

P.S. I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and I love animals. I just F*CKING HATE PANDAS.

+1

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the laugh, OP!

I don't really see the point of pandas. I'm more of a koala person myself.

[Anonymous]

I swear that one time when I went there with the children there was a stuffed life panda perched atop a boulder in the glass enclosure. It did not even breathe for 10 minutes. Sad pandas.

[Anonymous]

Saw them in CHINA this summer. Very cute animal (IMO

[Anonymous]

what can ya do--haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous]

I hate how the white fur around their butts is always brown.

[Anonymous]

I think this calls for another visit from the Sad Panda. Tiny Font Poster, are you still out there?