Despite loving your kids unconditionally, anything that would really bother you?

[Anonymous]

Involved in any crime
Irresponsibly doing anything (teen pregnancy, irresponsible drinking, etc)
"Failure to launch" as someone else put it - I love them to pieces but do not want them here forever.
Smoke - I'd really rather them not get involved with that habit

I'd have no problem with them coming out as gay or lesbian. No problem with responsible drinking. It won't bother me if they don't go to college as long as they create a stable career that they are happy with.