That would be guy on guy... |
on guy "Oh yes! nyuk nyuk nyuk!" |
| Divorce him and see if Ellen DeGenitals is available |
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I'm straight and have no desire to date women or even sleep with them, but girl-on-girl porn makes me hot too. I think it's because it's hotter to fantasize about things (or people) you haven't done and I've checked off most of the standard straight-sex boxes.
I suspect this because I used to fantasize about this really hot bartender I knew. After years of that, we finally ended up hooking up. It was very hot, but I wasn't able to fantasize about him afterward for a long time because I'd already "been there." |
| I'd be worried about that paragraph of caveats that you opened with much more than the porn. |
This sounds like a strategy guaranteed to ensure a long, happy marriage.
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