Way to quit the gym without a penalty?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You must fake your own death. It's the only way. Good luck.

But first you must find a porn dwarf and feed him to a honey badger. There's a chance this has already been done so you may have lost the element of surprise.

[Anonymous]

If you can get a doctor's note saying you can't work out anymore, your gym membership can be cancelled without penalty.