Petition Starbucks: Please Move Cookies Out of Toddlers' Reach

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think they should ban toddlers.

I think they should ban parents who cannot control and/ or parent their toddlers! Not sarcasm!

Who is for pooling our money for a plane ticket to London for the OP???? I think she's needed to get the riots under control! All those fatherless, morally bankrupt young adults who no doubt began their lives of crime very early in life by crushing cookies in coffee shops!

OP - YOU ARE NEEDED IN LONDON, STAT!!!!

[Anonymous]

HOW HARD IS IT TO WATCH YOUR CHILDREN?

Is there something I cannot comprehend? How hard is it to hold their hand in a line or tell them if they cannot behave in a store that you BOTH cannot go in?

DONT GET A COFFEE IF YOUR CHILD CANNOT HANDLE BEING IN A STORE AND RESPECTFUL WITH OTHER PATRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they should station a pit bull near the cookies and refuse to crate him when a toddler comes in.

hilarious!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think they should station a pit bull near the cookies and refuse to crate him when a toddler comes in.

hilarious!

Absolutely perfect! And the fact that I get it just goes to show I've been spending way too much time on DCUM this week!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they should station a pit bull near the cookies and refuse to crate him when a toddler comes in.

With a station to shuck corn - if ettiquite allows it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously!!!!!!! COME ON!!!