Flat belly after 10 years but stretch marks and linea nigra--can I wear a bikini?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

[Anonymous]

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I am the same weight now that I was back then. And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Totally! Have you seen how horrendous Halle Berry looks in a bikini? Blech!



If you think you look good and you feel good wearing your bikini, wear it. I'd guess that only people insecure with themselves will be negatively judging you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

It seems you have no clue what a whore is, madam.

I'd feel sorry for your husband, expect I'm sure he's getting some non-frigid sex on the side.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

You are hilarious! You remind me of "Church Lady" from SNL, "Well, isn't that special?!"

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Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

jenningsjournal.blogspot.com

perhaps this would be more your style.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

It seems you have no clue what a whore is, madam.

I'd feel sorry for your husband, expect I'm sure he's getting some non-frigid sex on the side.

I am glad that this is so entertaining. It's also quite entertaining for me to educate some of you trollops. The art of womanhood is being lost.

Men do not want to marry whores, they only want to sleep with them. Men want to have someone respectable on their arm. Therefore a lady should know that it is important to be a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor, and a whore in the bedroom. Notice I said in the bedroom with your husband, not frolicking along the Atlantic Ocean as if you have no dignity. There is nothing wrong with being sexy, but you don't need to display that to everyone. That is the point that some of you attention-seekers do not seem to comprehend.

Get it together ladies. Especially you older ones who should know better.

[Anonymous]

Rock it Mama! Stretch marks are like war wounds...you survived giving birth and they're proof! F*** those judgmental, jealous ppl at the pool. The only person who have to worry about pleasing is yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

LOL!



It seems you have no clue what a whore is, madam.

I'd feel sorry for your husband, expect I'm sure he's getting some non-frigid sex on the side.

I am glad that this is so entertaining. It's also quite entertaining for me to educate some of you trollops. The art of womanhood is being lost.

Men do not want to marry whores, they only want to sleep with them. Men want to have someone respectable on their arm. Therefore a lady should know that it is important to be a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor, and a whore in the bedroom. Notice I said in the bedroom with your husband, not frolicking along the Atlantic Ocean as if you have no dignity. There is nothing wrong with being sexy, but you don't need to display that to everyone. That is the point that some of you attention-seekers do not seem to comprehend.

Get it together ladies. Especially you older ones who should know better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

It seems you have no clue what a whore is, madam.

I'd feel sorry for your husband, expect I'm sure he's getting some non-frigid sex on the side.

I am glad that this is so entertaining. It's also quite entertaining for me to educate some of you trollops. The art of womanhood is being lost.

Men do not want to marry whores, they only want to sleep with them. Men want to have someone respectable on their arm. Therefore a lady should know that it is important to be a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor, and a whore in the bedroom. Notice I said in the bedroom with your husband, not frolicking along the Atlantic Ocean as if you have no dignity. There is nothing wrong with being sexy, but you don't need to display that to everyone. That is the point that some of you attention-seekers do not seem to comprehend.

Get it together ladies. Especially you older ones who should know better.

Church Lady, what do you wear on the beach?

[Anonymous]

OP here--thanks for all the votes of confidence. I'm going to do it! Probably with a little skirty thing like Halle Berry in the picture posted above, as my ass is still not fit for public viewing.

I'm also wondering where some of the PPs get their full-body 1920s style swimwear. I definitely haven't seen you at my pool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here--thanks for all the votes of confidence. I'm going to do it! Probably with a little skirty thing like Halle Berry in the picture posted above, as my ass is still not fit for public viewing.

I'm also wondering where some of the PPs get their full-body 1920s style swimwear. I definitely haven't seen you at my pool.

From here: http://www.ladiesemporium.com/store/vict_ladies_20.php

[Anonymous]

Congrats on getting fit and losing weight! That's great!

However, no, I don't think you should wear a bikini.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I'm guessing neither of you has boobs.

[Anonymous]

No.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

And I am a marathon runner, so I am in fantastic shape. But I am also 45 years old. And I think they look ridiculous on women over about 40 no matter how great the bod.

Yes. Signed, a triathlete who also doesn't wear bikinis at 44.

I think this is kind of sad. I don't see why they would look ridiculous on anyone who has a good body. My bikini days are over but I would wear them over 40 if I could.

Because they are glorified underwear. If people were walking around in their undergarments all day it would look ridiculous. Just because it's a shiny design and there is water nearby, it does not make it any less silly.

It looks sad on old women who are craving for attention and validation that they look good. It looks gross on young girls who need to be taught how to conduct themselves as ladies. If you are going to have whore-like tendencies, at least get paid for it.

but... but.... even Fox News tells me it is OK... http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/05/05/turning-does-necessarily-mean-time-away-bikini/