Dear birthers, what's your new excuse going to be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think they are going to ask for his ss number and when he gives that out, they are going to open a credit card in his name.

Aha! You put your finger on it. The initials under the substitute for the lawyer's signature just happen to be ss. Obviously a message from someone on the inside to tell us where to follow the thread. Thank heaven for the Deep Throats.

Apologies to Delores. My condolences that you are stuck here rather than back home in beautiful Hawaii with your mother.

No apology is necessary: my mother and I lived a beautiful life on the island of Oahu due to a kind hearted anonymous benefactor who delivered unmarked envelopes of cash on a weekly basis to a post office box. My mother's untimely death while visiting your New York Plaza hotel came as a sad end to wonderful life. My mother had always loved shellfish, it seemed cruel that she should die of eating it.

Signed,
Delores Fuddy, M.E.

[Anonymous]

I am personally disappointed that Obamerz has not directly paid for my mortgage straight out of his salary. He was supposed to have spoken directly to my heathen daughter in DC and told her not to have premarital sex and get an abortion. My list of complaints against him just got that much more reasonably longer.

[Anonymous]

But seriously. POTUS, pro tip: Next time you know you have an ace-the-hole against these assholes, save it for AFTER the GOP convention. Caving to the trolls too early? Rookie error.

[Anonymous]

They are already suspicious because Obama is listed as "African" under race and not "Negro".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are already suspicious because Obama is listed as "African" under race and not "Negro".

If only Mrs. Fuddy were around to tell us why...

[Anonymous]

I don't care if he was born on Mars, he is still incompetent, way over his head, and leading us to ruin.

[Anonymous]

I think the next move is to ask, "Is Hawaii really a state?" I don't think the Founding Fathers would intended for islands in the Pacific Ocean to be a state. Show me where in the Constituion it says that Hawaii can be a state.

[Anonymous]

Hilarious thread. Thanks everyone!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are already suspicious because Obama is listed as "African" under race and not "Negro".

Winning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't care if he was born on Mars, he is still incompetent, way over his head, and leading us to ruin.

Please insert George W. Bush's photo above this caption for full credit.

[Anonymous]

Poor peope will now have to be called "After Birthers".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't care if he was born on Mars, he is still incompetent, way over his head, and leading us to ruin.

Heyyyy, I know you! You're one of those clever Fox n' Friends contributors. If you hurry there's still time to jump on the Donald's shoulders! He's at about 14 minutes 59 seconds and fading...

[Anonymous]

Birth Certificate Not Carved Into a Cocoanut Husk; you can't explain that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are already suspicious because Obama is listed as "African" under race and not "Negro".

Ii thought that this was a joke until I read that it is a quote from Orly Taitz. This was 1961 in Hawaii and I am pretty sure the hospital just wrote down what Obama dad told them (the description is of his dad, not POTUS) and he is afterall "African".

[Anonymous]

I'm sticking with the argument that you have to be born in state that was in the union at the time the Constituion was signed, until the Constitution is amended to add additional territories.

In the alternative, I take Trumo one better and say that if your grades were not good enough to get you into a MoCo highly gifted and talented class in forth grade, you are not eligible to be US President.