Defending your school to obnoxious people- what's your best comeback?

[Anonymous]

Don't hate, celebrate! ha, ha, ha

[Anonymous]

Well, when it comes to schools . . . hey! Is that owl carrying a baby?

[Anonymous]

"Well, you know, I hate to admit this but a part of me is really drawn to its flashy, powerful statement. I mean, yes, it IS a little bit of a throwback to the 1970s ... an era I'm not exactly eager to revisit. But the lipstick red really does make a statement."

"Oh ... I'm sorry ... weren't we talking about the new Chevy Camaro????"

[Insert your favorite "baby owl" comment here if needed!!]

[Anonymous]

How about: "I have so much money that I honestly just don't know what to do with it."

[Anonymous]

You.can't.fix.stupid.