Rhode Island Housewives

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I tried and couldn't get through the second episode. None of these women are likeable and I have a hard time telling them apart.

Same. It's really, really boring. I lived in Newport for 6 months and none of the people are like that there and they don't talk like that. YOUSE?! RI isn't NJ or Philly ffs.

It's just a bad cast, too many of the same women, not interesting or funny or even ott in interesting ways, and their houses are not even nice, plus they are too messy in a sad way when it comes to men. I think SLC tapped into what makes Utah special while having some diversity in the cast, and RI did not do that and went to NJ route. I am sure there is one Newport WASP out there who would have wanted to be on the show, or at least a rich woman with more decorum and good taste like Crystal from RHOBH. Tinsley and Sutton are WASPs and were on the show.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I tried and couldn't get through the second episode. None of these women are likeable and I have a hard time telling them apart.

Same. It's really, really boring. I lived in Newport for 6 months and none of the people are like that there and they don't talk like that. YOUSE?! RI isn't NJ or Philly ffs.

It's just a bad cast, too many of the same women, not interesting or funny or even ott in interesting ways, and their houses are not even nice, plus they are too messy in a sad way when it comes to men. I think SLC tapped into what makes Utah special while having some diversity in the cast, and RI did not do that and went to NJ route. I am sure there is one Newport WASP out there who would have wanted to be on the show, or at least a rich woman with more decorum and good taste like Crystal from RHOBH. Tinsley and Sutton are WASPs and were on the show.

Southerners, both. Different strain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I tried and couldn't get through the second episode. None of these women are likeable and I have a hard time telling them apart.

Same. It's really, really boring. I lived in Newport for 6 months and none of the people are like that there and they don't talk like that. YOUSE?! RI isn't NJ or Philly ffs.

It's just a bad cast, too many of the same women, not interesting or funny or even ott in interesting ways, and their houses are not even nice, plus they are too messy in a sad way when it comes to men. I think SLC tapped into what makes Utah special while having some diversity in the cast, and RI did not do that and went to NJ route. I am sure there is one Newport WASP out there who would have wanted to be on the show, or at least a rich woman with more decorum and good taste like Crystal from RHOBH. Tinsley and Sutton are WASPs and were on the show.

Southerners, both. Different strain.

I know they are, but people move. Neither of them were on a southern show...

[Anonymous]

They are so trashy. The gross over tanned skin, the staying with who cheat, abandon family for a fishing hobby, won’t marry a longtime girlfriend, etc. They sound like thugs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are so trashy. The gross over tanned skin, the staying with who cheat, abandon family for a fishing hobby, won’t marry a longtime girlfriend, etc. They sound like thugs.

I think that's the main issue with this cast: there are plenty of trashy, messy housewives in all casts, but most start off pretty tame and normal with the pretty house and normal family life, then life happens and they have marital/financial/legal troubles. These RI women are proudly out there with massive dysfunction from the start, as if they think this is normal life and aspirational still.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see so much love for that show on Reddit...But I think it's awful! Anyone else feel that way? I've been to RI several times and had a great time and always thought of it as a really quaint, slightly upscale yet laid back state, like CT but better. They make it look like the Jersey Shore and are not likeable people.

I loved the cast of the Jersey Shore.

[Anonymous]

RH makes jersey wives look classy. Im hating watching it.
The weirdest one is the weed queen lady who lives on waterfront. She has the shakes for sure so her brain has been fried. She is always trying to make air quotes but her fingers are so gnarled she can’t do it.
The only normal one is the girl from the bachelor. What is she doing on this trash??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:RH makes jersey wives look classy. Im hating watching it.
The weirdest one is the weed queen lady who lives on waterfront. She has the shakes for sure so her brain has been fried. She is always trying to make air quotes but her fingers are so gnarled she can’t do it.
The only normal one is the girl from the bachelor. What is she doing on this trash??

Ashley I! She needs a job, her and Jared are "influencers" and own a mediocre coffee shop. That's not bringing in big bucks.

I also struggled to tell the women apart, they are all so fake looking.

[Anonymous]

How is Alicia Carmody - the crackers one - 41?

[Anonymous]

They all look exactly the same. I have no idea who is who.

[Anonymous]

The car is awful...so boring...no depth. They say hello then start right into arguments. The men are creepy. It's way too "Philly" not the RI i was hoping for.

I dont like any of them and I watch a lot of housewives!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:RH makes jersey wives look classy. Im hating watching it.
The weirdest one is the weed queen lady who lives on waterfront. She has the shakes for sure so her brain has been fried. She is always trying to make air quotes but her fingers are so gnarled she can’t do it.
The only normal one is the girl from the bachelor. What is she doing on this trash??

I think Ashley and her husband just need the money. I doubt the coffe shop makes that much. And also with her influencing career she probably needs to be on tv every now and then. She’s kind of doing it right though because she looks so normal compared to the rest of the cast.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How is Alicia Carmody - the crackers one - 41?

You think she looks younger?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is Alicia Carmody - the crackers one - 41?

You think she looks younger?

No, at least 10-15 years older.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I tried and couldn't get through the second episode. None of these women are likeable and I have a hard time telling them apart.

Same. The fact that they all went to the same plastic surgeon and look so much alike turned me off to the show.