| he'll announce medicaid for all but rename it to Trumpaid. |
| He’s going to claim that he finally went to a grocery store and he told them that food was too expensive. |
| it has to be a war since the Epstein files are going to be released. he needs to bomb someone to distract from files. |
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Whatever. It’s all a deflection.
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| He will announce the federal re-scheduling of marijuana by executive order. |
Yes, now free for all and smoking it is mandatory |
| He'll be sitting and JD et al will be standing around him. He'll definitely talk shi t about the Reiners, but that's not why he's doing this. This will be his last ditch effort to get in to heaven. If Americans buy a certain amount of his new bitcoin (or whatever), they'll get rich and he'll get to heaven. He will audibly pass gas and his cronies will sniff and smile. |
It will be more than “whatever” for thousands of Venezuelan’s caught in the crossfire. |
| TrumpCare! |
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It’s on how wonderful the economy is doing.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/12/16/trump-economy-affordability-concerns/ |
Sorry. Here’s a gift link: https://wapo.st/4aSzcg4 |
Oval office address is usually war related, isn't it? Or health ("I need to step down."). Yea, that's not it |
| Script will prob be "Happy Holidays" on this holiday week. But we all know what typically happens |
Wait, he knows what a grocery store is? |
| That he lowered World Cup ticket prices |