If you had a super thirst Instagram account, what would you put on it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.

[Anonymous]

I would never have something that would fit under the category of thirstworthy.

The closest I could come would be some kind of PBS talk show where me and my incredibly brilliant friends talked about cool stuff. And all the home viewers were impressed with how intelligent we were. And ran off to take all our book recs, movie recs, and apply the life insights.

Cue Beck.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.

I can't even do that. I eat a lot of food from microplastics. Today I had soup dumplings from Trader Joe's that you microwave in a plastic dish covered in a plastic film. For lunch I had a Cesar salad that came in a plastic container (also from Trader Joe's). For dinner I had won ton soup from a local Chinese restaurant that arrived in a plastic container. I did cook chicken on the stove and add it to the soup.

I have Very Fat Thumbs and think it would be funny to have an Only Fans where you never see my face, but just my thumbs doing things throughout the day. My sense of humor is weird though - so I think this is hilarious but am not sure others would.

[Anonymous]

You’re using the word thirst wrong

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.

I can't even do that. I eat a lot of food from microplastics. Today I had soup dumplings from Trader Joe's that you microwave in a plastic dish covered in a plastic film. For lunch I had a Cesar salad that came in a plastic container (also from Trader Joe's). For dinner I had won ton soup from a local Chinese restaurant that arrived in a plastic container. I did cook chicken on the stove and add it to the soup.

I have Very Fat Thumbs and think it would be funny to have an Only Fans where you never see my face, but just my thumbs doing things throughout the day. My sense of humor is weird though - so I think this is hilarious but am not sure others would.

Hawt

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t think you know what thirst means. Thirst is only about looks.

Really? Because every now and then my sister blows up the group chat with "look what we did/bought" BS and I tell her to take her thirsty attention starved antics to her FB or whatever pathetic SM attention will satisfy that thirst for attention.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.

I can't even do that. I eat a lot of food from microplastics. Today I had soup dumplings from Trader Joe's that you microwave in a plastic dish covered in a plastic film. For lunch I had a Cesar salad that came in a plastic container (also from Trader Joe's). For dinner I had won ton soup from a local Chinese restaurant that arrived in a plastic container. I did cook chicken on the stove and add it to the soup.

I have Very Fat Thumbs and think it would be funny to have an Only Fans where you never see my face, but just my thumbs doing things throughout the day. My sense of humor is weird though - so I think this is hilarious but am not sure others would.

Hawt

I would hate-watch fat hands. Ina Garten's are the worst.

[Anonymous]

"Thirsty" originally just referred to people posting sexy selfies but I've heard it used to describe anyone posting for attention and likes at this point. It's really the same concept.

Also if you're one social media long enough you will watch people go from posting sexy thirst traps to posting attention-seeking pics of their kids and vacations. The intention on their part is honestly the same. They are insecure and looking for likes, whether that's coming for their cleavage or their cute baby. Yes it is weird!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Like pretend you have zero concerns about seeming conceited, bragging, or oversharing, but just wanted to show off to the max? This was a mental health exercise my therapist posed to me this week because I struggle with self esteem, and it was actually kind of awesome, so I'm throwing it out there for others because it's fun.

For me it would be workout selfies (I am in great shape, especially for late 40s, I'm really proud of my body in terms of looks and what I can do), video of my kid swimming and speaking Japanese, vacation pics from really fun, well-planned trips to interesting places, and party pics with my group of longtime, accomplished, good looking friends when we get together.

To be clear, I also have problems but I wouldn't put them on a thirsty IG grid! Bragging only.

I'm really not sure what the problem is. You are fit. You have smart kids. You go on nice vacations.

If you want to put it on Instagram, go for it.

It will do nothing to alleviate the aching sadness though.

Bad therapist.

You are a very literal person.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.

I can't even do that. I eat a lot of food from microplastics. Today I had soup dumplings from Trader Joe's that you microwave in a plastic dish covered in a plastic film. For lunch I had a Cesar salad that came in a plastic container (also from Trader Joe's). For dinner I had won ton soup from a local Chinese restaurant that arrived in a plastic container. I did cook chicken on the stove and add it to the soup.

I have Very Fat Thumbs and think it would be funny to have an Only Fans where you never see my face, but just my thumbs doing things throughout the day. My sense of humor is weird though - so I think this is hilarious but am not sure others would.

Hawt

I would hate-watch fat hands. Ina Garten's are the worst.

I worked with a dude who had huge thumbs. Like HUGE.

Another coworker once mentined that they looked just like big toes and I have never been able to get that out of myhead.

[Anonymous]

I have Instagram, but only to see pics of my almost grown up nephews and niece, since they don't use Facebook. If I did use it for myself, I would post some pics I took of flowers or interesting plants. I would post pics of my favorite artworks. I wouldn't post pics of myself. I'm a private person and I just don't need that kind of validation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Like pretend you have zero concerns about seeming conceited, bragging, or oversharing, but just wanted to show off to the max? This was a mental health exercise my therapist posed to me this week because I struggle with self esteem, and it was actually kind of awesome, so I'm throwing it out there for others because it's fun.

For me it would be workout selfies (I am in great shape, especially for late 40s, I'm really proud of my body in terms of looks and what I can do), video of my kid swimming and speaking Japanese, vacation pics from really fun, well-planned trips to interesting places, and party pics with my group of longtime, accomplished, good looking friends when we get together.

To be clear, I also have problems but I wouldn't put them on a thirsty IG grid! Bragging only.

I'm really not sure what the problem is. You are fit. You have smart kids. You go on nice vacations.

If you want to put it on Instagram, go for it.

It will do nothing to alleviate the aching sadness though.

Bad therapist.

You are a very literal person.

DP, but not exactly a bad thing, especially when coming across ridiculous juvenile uses of words such as thirsty. Children come up with off-label use of words as slang with different meanings, to punk their parents and teachers.

Then actual adults try to sound cool by using them.... usually messing it all up, or else changing the use.