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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Nothing. My life is very boring, I'm very ugly, and I have nothing anyone would be jealous of and there is nothing about me that I'm proud of.

If I had a dog, I would give it an Instagram account though and post pics of it.[/quote]

Same, same. I could maybe post food that I made.[/quote]

I can't even do that. I eat a lot of food from microplastics. Today I had soup dumplings from Trader Joe's that you microwave in a plastic dish covered in a plastic film. For lunch I had a Cesar salad that came in a plastic container (also from Trader Joe's). For dinner I had won ton soup from a local Chinese restaurant that arrived in a plastic container. I did cook chicken on the stove and add it to the soup.

I have Very Fat Thumbs and think it would be funny to have an Only Fans where you never see my face, but just my thumbs doing things throughout the day. My sense of humor is weird though - so I think this is hilarious but am not sure others would.[/quote]

Hawt  :lol: [/quote]

I would hate-watch fat hands. Ina Garten's are the worst. [/quote]

I worked with a dude who had huge thumbs. Like HUGE.

Another coworker once mentined that they looked just like big toes and I have never been able to get that out of myhead.[/quote]

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