Signs the baby is here?

[Anonymous]

You're very nosy. Its not your news, not your family. You can be happy for someone but the way you are expressing your anticipation is... odd.

[Anonymous]

OP, I think it is sweet that you are so excited for your neighbors. This is how community should be.

[Anonymous]

When they start pushing it around the block in a stroller?

[Anonymous]

Since newborn infants do not sleep well at night - - a huge telltale sign may be if you see their interior lights on at odd hours.

Like at 3AM, someone may be in the kitchen preparing a bottle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pink smoke will arise from their home.

Or could be blue. Or is it green to be politically correct nowadays?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A baby

Seriously. This board...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, I think it is sweet that you are so excited for your neighbors. This is how community should be.

Be excited. Leave them alone until they go around outside showing off the baby if they ever do.