I'm 45, and two things came in the mail today

[Anonymous]

I am ten yrs older & I got AARP solicitations around your age.

At around fifty - I also began receiving burial plot as well as cremation info too.

Regarding receiving this type of stuff in the mail I have to concur… that yes it’s all downhill from here.

lol. 😝
Best to have a sense of humor when walking to your mailbox 📪 after 50.

[Anonymous]

I got the senior discount at the grocery store yesterday and I’m only 48.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1) my at home poop sample kit (in lieu of colonoscopy)
2) funeral home solicitation

It's all downhill from here, isn't it?

No new toy?

[Anonymous]

Polyps take years to get cancerous. Until they get big and bleed your bowel habits look super. So assuming you may have benign ones the idea is snip them out before they turn. I had polyps my first colonoscopy. Have them every few times. Go every 5 years.

Hey, i get prepaid funeral ads and letters from charities wanting me to leave them money. And ads from retirement homes. Oh scuze me....active adult communities.

[Anonymous]

Not at all! At 45, I had a 3 year old. At my healthiest now at 64.