My uber eats driver messaged me this, what does it mean?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

You sound painfully ignorant.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

Imagine getting this worked up over someone else ordering takeout. Hope you find peace before my fries get cold.

Jokes on your. They are always delivered cold, and pre-sampled.

This isn't like the olden days; the bags are always stapled closed. Mine comes hot, sealed, and untouched.

Yeah, that's foolproof and cannot be defeated.

Who pissed on your cheerios today?

Nobody! I fixed them myself is how I know!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

And OCD

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

You sound painfully ignorant.

You're the one who thinks you're going to get the same Uber eats driver, "the next time." You don't know how any of this works.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

Ah yes, the height of urban sophistication is having some random ass peasant class servant fetch your Sysco slop for you for a $3 tip. You are so high caste.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

You sound so painfully suburban it hurts.

Ah yes, the height of urban sophistication is having some random ass peasant class servant fetch your Sysco slop for you for a $3 tip. You are so high caste.

Why are you tipping? They make minimum wage. -random DCUM urbanite

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

FWIW... this may be a known fact but Ubereats jacks the prices WAY up. Example - I considered ordering Uber eats because they frequently have BOGO on certain items at a neighborhood place we like. It's like a 7 minute walk so DH and I decided to walk down there and see if it made sense to order online and get the BOGO or just order from the restaurant. Ubereats was 50% more expensive... for instance $12 in the restaurant at $18 in the app... yes, if we went with the BOGO we'd save money but that restricted what we could order AND meant we'd both have to get the same thing.

I've ordered Ubereats exactly once when I was traveling for work - it's convenient because the receipts go directly to my expense report, but work travel is the only time it's going to make sense for me.

[Anonymous]

Imagine leaving your food alone with registered sex offenders, Third World illegal immigrants, sick and ill (HIV, hepatitis, etc.), ex-cons, deviants, and who the hell knows what else. Often delivering on someone else's account! People are freaking nuts. Anything to feel like there are proles "below" you, I guess.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

FWIW... this may be a known fact but Ubereats jacks the prices WAY up. Example - I considered ordering Uber eats because they frequently have BOGO on certain items at a neighborhood place we like. It's like a 7 minute walk so DH and I decided to walk down there and see if it made sense to order online and get the BOGO or just order from the restaurant. Ubereats was 50% more expensive... for instance $12 in the restaurant at $18 in the app... yes, if we went with the BOGO we'd save money but that restricted what we could order AND meant we'd both have to get the same thing.

I've ordered Ubereats exactly once when I was traveling for work - it's convenient because the receipts go directly to my expense report, but work travel is the only time it's going to make sense for me.

If you didn't know this you're not the brightest bulb. Of course they jack the price up. That's common knowledge.

We don't use it often but if my kid (who can't yet drive) is home alone he will sometimes order it. Yes, it's a huge rip off but it is what it is. Convenient. You pay for that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

This. I cannot fathom people paying strangers to deliver their food.
I rarely even eat out unless I know the restaurant owners and staff. Most people really have no clue.

So basically never and nowhere? How many places can one possibly know the owner and all the staff? Unless it's some tiny place run by 5 people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Imagine leaving your food alone with registered sex offenders, Third World illegal immigrants, sick and ill (HIV, hepatitis, etc.), ex-cons, deviants, and who the hell knows what else. Often delivering on someone else's account! People are freaking nuts. Anything to feel like there are proles "below" you, I guess.

You have some serious issues.

Who do you think is handling your food before it gets to you everywhere else, btw?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Imagine leaving your food alone with registered sex offenders, Third World illegal immigrants, sick and ill (HIV, hepatitis, etc.), ex-cons, deviants, and who the hell knows what else. Often delivering on someone else's account! People are freaking nuts. Anything to feel like there are proles "below" you, I guess.

That’s a lot of hate packed into one sentence. FYI, Uber Eats requires background checks—including criminal history—before approving drivers, and using someone else’s account is against their policy and gets people deactivated. Also, associating immigrant status or health conditions like HIV with danger is both factually wrong and incredibly prejudiced. You might want to examine why you’re so comfortable stereotyping working people who are just trying to make a living.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why can’t you just run out and get your own takeout? Having randos handle your food and causing this much confusion. If you forget to thumbs up, will he violate your food next time??

Imagine getting this worked up over someone else ordering takeout. Hope you find peace before my fries get cold.

Jokes on your. They are always delivered cold, and pre-sampled.

This isn't like the olden days; the bags are always stapled closed. Mine comes hot, sealed, and untouched.

Yeah, that's foolproof and cannot be defeated.

Who pissed on your cheerios today?

The delivery person??!! lol