What is the worst thing you have walked in on your toddler doing?

[Anonymous]

When he was 15 months old, DS decided to check out big sister's room. He got into her washable markers. He then took off his clothes and proceeded to turn himself into a Smurf using DD's blue marker.

[Anonymous]

Heres the shit story. My daugher was 9 months old and was suppoed tp ne sleep and when I went in, there was poop everywoer and it ws goess!

[Anonymous]

My 3 y.o convinced his 2 y.o. sister to climb in the dryer and had closed the door on her!!! Luckily they are never unsupervised for more than a few minutes - less if things are quiet!!

[Anonymous]

Just yesterday my 3-year old "painted" the kichen table with chocolate syrup using a pencil. Here are some other famous ones:
- let a salesman into the house!
- pushed over his seated 6-month old sister
- put lipstick on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/

I am so, so lucky.

My three-year-old masturbates a lot. Other than that, I got nothin'.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She took her clothes and diaper off while "napping," pooped, and smeared it all over herself and the crib and the stuffed animals. She's wreaked more havok but this was hands-down the worst clean-up job for me.

My DD did the same thing. Apparently I did it as a 2 year old as well!

Us too. Except my daughter apparently ate some of it - it was all over her face, mouth and lips. And under her fingernails...so, so gross. I called the ped's office in a panic and they laughed and said it happens all the time.

[Anonymous]

Not a toddler, but my 3 yr old washed my iPhone for me.

[Anonymous]

My 3 yo son actually doesn't destroy stuff when we leave him alone, but every time I turn around he's putting something gross in his mouth. Once it was a metal bottle cap in a parking lot and another time is was a piece of bread he found under our table at a restaurant. The worst was once at the petting zoo when I looked over and he had his lips wrapped around the open drain pipe of the hand washing sink. I seriously almost vomited. I swear that child has an immune system that would protect him from a zombie mutant outbreak!

[Anonymous]

Checking out a used, gooey condom in the neighbor's driveway.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Checking out a used, gooey condom in the neighbor's driveway.

Did you DIE?

[Anonymous]

My kids have colored on the walls, spread lotion all over their room, watered the floors, unplugged all of the electronics, ran outside naked, broken laptops, played in the toilet... thank god I have never had a poop incident.

[Anonymous]

Flooded a bathroom

[Anonymous]

Walked in on him playing with cat vomit. Not sure if he ate it, but it's likely . . . he's 8 now (this was when he was 1.5) and there don't appear to be any lasting effects.

[Anonymous]

This happened to me yesterday.... my 15month old was napping, and when I went him he was picking poo out of his diaper (he took his pj bottoms off) and was tossing it over the crib.

[Anonymous]

My DS picked a piece of old chewing gum of the floor in a store and pooped it in the mouth...let's just say I was totally grossed out and quick to pull it back out of his mouth!