What is the worst thing you have walked in on your toddler doing?

[Anonymous]

My almost 2.5 year old was spending about 15 minutes in her baby-proofed room (or so I thought). I was enjoying a few minutes of peace downstairs. I went up there to find her, and the floor, covered in her California Baby sunscreen. Luckily we do sunscreen all the time and she knows not to put it near her face (I do that) so it was mainly on the lower half of her body - legs and shorts and hands. And ALL OVER the floor.

I don't know how it got in there with her. Expected to go in seeing her with her books, and walked into that. DH said he'd take care of the floor. Ugh.

[Anonymous]

I'm sure this is a common one, and let's just say it involved a short nap, a full diaper, and a lot of jumping.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My almost 2.5 year old was spending about 15 minutes in her baby-proofed room (or so I thought). I was enjoying a few minutes of peace downstairs. I went up there to find her, and the floor, covered in her California Baby sunscreen. Luckily we do sunscreen all the time and she knows not to put it near her face (I do that) so it was mainly on the lower half of her body - legs and shorts and hands. And ALL OVER the floor.

I don't know how it got in there with her. Expected to go in seeing her with her books, and walked into that. DH said he'd take care of the floor. Ugh.

Oh please, OP. If it doesn't involve masturbation, shit, calling 911, or repeating something nasty you said about someone, don't even waste my time.

[Anonymous]

PP you need to relax and have a little fun

[Anonymous]

sucks especially because CA baby is $$$$$!!

[Anonymous]

taking a small hand drill to his cracker on his plate and when I shrieked what are you doing? He replies "blending and I can do it if I want to!"

[Anonymous]

http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/

[Anonymous]

She took her clothes and diaper off while "napping," pooped, and smeared it all over herself and the crib and the stuffed animals. She's wreaked more havok but this was hands-down the worst clean-up job for me.

[Anonymous]

Left him in the backyard to answer the phone, walked into the kitchen, where he had brought the garden hose in and was "watering" the hardwood floors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She took her clothes and diaper off while "napping," pooped, and smeared it all over herself and the crib and the stuffed animals. She's wreaked more havok but this was hands-down the worst clean-up job for me.

My DD did the same thing. Apparently I did it as a 2 year old as well!

[Anonymous]

Locked me out of the house...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My almost 2.5 year old was spending about 15 minutes in her baby-proofed room (or so I thought). I was enjoying a few minutes of peace downstairs. I went up there to find her, and the floor, covered in her California Baby sunscreen. Luckily we do sunscreen all the time and she knows not to put it near her face (I do that) so it was mainly on the lower half of her body - legs and shorts and hands. And ALL OVER the floor.

I don't know how it got in there with her. Expected to go in seeing her with her books, and walked into that. DH said he'd take care of the floor. Ugh.

At least it wasn't poop or a Sharpie!

[Anonymous]

said he'd help, c'mon on now!

[Anonymous]

I left my 16-month old in the bathroom, only to find that DH had left the toilet seat up. She was plunging the big kids' toothbrushing rinsing cup in and out of the toilet, laughing in delight. I did not see it, but I bet she had taken a drink of the toilet water.

[Anonymous]

my 19 month old likes to blow bubbles in the bathwater. fair enough. lately he has been wanting to sit in the tub until all the water is drained, and then "blow bubbles" on the floor of the tub. it makes a funny farting sound and he thinks that is hilarious. as if sucking on the floor of the tub wasn't gross enough, the other day he was doing it and suddenly he starts blowing bubbles as if in liquid again ... yanked his head up and yeah ... he had peed and was blowing bubbles in the pee.