| Lol this thread is like someone wrote out my delusional stream of thoughts. We're all thinking it OP. We just don't say it out loud hahaha |
| How about seeing how to be a volunteer. You'll have more of a chance. |
Pickleball but only fat lazy Americans play so 🤞 |
I would love to volunteer. Wonder if there are volunteer awards. |
| I should have made it clear; I am open to both summer and winter sports. |
| Tell us your gender, age, previous athletic accomplishments, current physical status. |
Female 30s won most improved track and field player in HS once; also skied a few times a few pounds overweight but trying |
| Keep dreaming |
| Luge or skeleton - which is basically the same thing but head first. There can't be more than 12 women in this country that do this sport. Gravity does all the work. Just need to learn some basic steering. Easy-peasy. |
| My kid decided during the winter olympics that his goal was doubles luge. He would lie on the floor and practice jiggling. Shockingly he could not convince anyone to lie under him. |
+1 |
There are at least 3 junior sliding programs around Park City alone, plus whatever’s at Lake Placid. Unfortunately you’re underestimating how many other people have thought the same thing and signed their kids up so they won’t be like us 40 year olds spending this week googling “when too late for Olympics?” at 2 am. |
There is a 58 year old woman who is playing table tennis for Chile. There is always hope I guess! https://fox8.com/news/meet-the-58-year-old-olympian-in-the-paris-games/amp/ |
Uh, no. Our fencers train for years and compete on the regional and then national circuits starting as children. All of the fencers on our national team are seasoned international competitors. But feel free to pick up a weapon and taken an adult beginner class. |
| US has never sent a handball team to the Olympics. I have no idea what that is but may be worth looking into! |