Public Venmo “happy ending”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.

I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.

There's not what happened. Find a trusted adult and ask them to explain the complicated, pronoun-loaded sentences to you.

And then stop reading other people's receipts, creep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.

I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.

There's not what happened. Find a trusted adult and ask them to explain the complicated, pronoun-loaded sentences to you.

And then stop reading other people's receipts, creep.

I read the listed article, and just wanted to know if there was another meaning.

Adolescent lewd jokes is not something that has happened in any of my workplaces, just surprised it was in the public posts of a political operative.

No idea why you have to be insulting, and it’s 2024, do you yell at people for looking at “family photos” on Insta? I’m honestly surprised a Yale educated lawyer still has their Venmo set to public; I’m ancient and turned that option off day one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.

I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.

There's not what happened. Find a trusted adult and ask them to explain the complicated, pronoun-loaded sentences to you.

And then stop reading other people's receipts, creep.

It’s stupid for anyone to have a public Venmo, and even more for a public figure. His Spotify is public too, although that is less stupid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It is a joke meant for pearl clutchers.

From the party of pearl clutchers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.

I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.

There's not what happened. Find a trusted adult and ask them to explain the complicated, pronoun-loaded sentences to you.

And then stop reading other people's receipts, creep.

DP Vance isn't some random "other person." He's vying to be a heart-beat away from the presidency. Why don't you want to know more about him?