Public Venmo “happy ending”

Anonymous
So this is a public figure, so I might ge kicked to politics, but if someone has “happy ending” for their back waxed, what does that mean? My understanding is.. not legal in most states, but is this Venmo slang I’m not hip to as an oldster?

https://www.wired.com/story/jd-vance-venmo/
Anonymous
A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.


I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.


I am aware of its usual meaning. That is prostitution and thus illegal. This appears to be a “joke” he made in a public forum, as a barred lawyer and sitting senator. Or it has another meaning, hence my question.


Checked timeline, he was working for a representative and law clerk at the time.
Anonymous
To be clear, his former campaign staffer was the one with this charge listed, but still. Gross. Even if it's a joke.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:To be clear, his former campaign staffer was the one with this charge listed, but still. Gross. Even if it's a joke.


Oh someone sent it to him? I guess that’s just bad luck and sketchy associates.
Anonymous
It is a joke meant for pearl clutchers.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A happy ending is a hand job, and a joke is a statement made for humorous effect, since you seem unfamiliar with that as well.


It is a sex act so hand job, or blow job, or something more.
Anonymous
It’s just a joke. Get over it
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It’s just a joke. Get over it


+1. Worry about his antisemitism.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It’s just a joke. Get over it


+1. Worry about his antisemitism.


Antisemitism is a feature not a bug, it gets the Milwaukee vote.
Anonymous
It's a joke, I've done that with coworkers before
Anonymous
Hahaha that’s so funny-ah, wait, why are you putting me in this FEMA camp, JD? I thought we were just cracking jokes????
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Hahaha that’s so funny-ah, wait, why are you putting me in this FEMA camp, JD? I thought we were just cracking jokes????


It wasn't JD. I know reading is hard, but keep trying!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:To be clear, his former campaign staffer was the one with this charge listed, but still. Gross. Even if it's a joke.


Oh someone sent it to him? I guess that’s just bad luck and sketchy associates.


No, a campaign staffer sent it to someone else. You fell for ragebait propaganda targeting the illiterate.
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