Oh I think my kid is in that class with your kid. But also: "Advanced Rhetoric: Perfecting the argument" |
| Mine is on energy saving mode. |
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Acting 301: Perfecting a Dramatic Persona
Public Speaking 201: The Art of the Rebuttal |
| Consequences were given today to my teenager pursuing a MFA in Giving Attitude Towards Maternal Figures. |
16 and just taking the Intro course? Sounds like they're pretty behind; you should look into tutoring ASAP. My 16yo is already taking Advanced A$$hole Studies (dual enrollment), and also publishing original research on Pissy-Voice Communication. |
| Thank you, OP. I missed parent orientation but getting educated real quick on the coursework available to my DC. |
Haha. Advanced eating. Yes. |
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Your DCs are behind. My Larlo is not yet 13 and is already in the following Advanced Seminars:
Busting the budget- how to spend $50 on a lunch at Whole Foods Selective Hearing: "You never said that" and The Art of A$$holery: Mastering the Shoulder Shrug |
For real. These are making my morning. |
| 15 yo is taking HPE 10 and a summer job busing tables. He is also taking a class on "Mom is not a maid, pick your damn clothes off the floor!" |
50 bucks? What the heck did he buy? |
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14 yo: graduated from Who Cares Shoulder Shrug, with thesis in Grumble-Mumble. 19 yo: has nice job, and puts effort in "Morning Dawdling and Asking Mom for Lift". I am requiring henceforth a refresher in "Here's Your Bike". |
14.99 sushi roll * 2, salad bar + drink. (I rounded up a few bucks, it was closer to 45) |
I laughed so hard I spit out coffee on my laptop. |
My kid is taking that class! She's also in an Econ seminar on Why Can't I Buy More Eyeshadow Pallets. |