Tik tok video about DCUM

[Anonymous]

I thought the video would be better. Kind of a letdown.

[Anonymous]

This Tik tokker is so annoying. I used To follow her before she got on her soap box about the Beaufort bonnet company. Get over it.

[Anonymous]

It is wild that you can find any topic on DCUM!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The first episode of the podcast should be about all the batsh*t people who over the years have insisted that daycare can never be preschool.

Yes with sponsored segments on exactly when you are legally required to stop calling a child a toddler, and how if your child is not fully potty trained by 2.5, they'll never get a job (day AND night! if they wear a diaper at night, they aren't potty trained, Larla!).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love this tiktoker and have followed her for awhile. I am actually shocked she only recently found out about DCUM!!

The first rule of DCUM is you don't talk about DCUM (IRL). If anyone ever mentions DCUM IRL, I pretend I don't know what it is but actually I READ EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought the video would be better. Kind of a letdown.

Yeah, I agreed with her take but I thought it was going to be a full scale take down and it was just mildly amusing.

[Anonymous]

dcum has been around so long that some of the Larlas are Karens now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love this tiktoker and have followed her for awhile. I am actually shocked she only recently found out about DCUM!!

The first rule of DCUM is you don't talk about DCUM (IRL). If anyone ever mentions DCUM IRL, I pretend I don't know what it is but actually I READ EVERYTHING.

+1 deny, always, even if they know you have a Revlon dryer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love this tiktoker and have followed her for awhile. I am actually shocked she only recently found out about DCUM!!

The first rule of DCUM is you don't talk about DCUM (IRL). If anyone ever mentions DCUM IRL, I pretend I don't know what it is but actually I READ EVERYTHING.

I genuinely had never read this website until a few years ago even though I've lived in DC for decades and been a parent for almost the long. People would ask me about it and I'd say "oh no, I've heard of it but I never go on there." I am positive no one believed me. So it's fitting that I now pretty much live on this website. If Jeff posted a list of most frequent posters/viewers, I have to think I'd make the top 100.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The first episode of the podcast should be about all the batsh*t people who over the years have insisted that daycare can never be preschool.

Yes with sponsored segments on exactly when you are legally required to stop calling a child a toddler, and how if your child is not fully potty trained by 2.5, they'll never get a job (day AND night! if they wear a diaper at night, they aren't potty trained, Larla!).

And if they need help with college applications, then they are not ready for college!

It never ends!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:dcum has been around so long that some of the Larlas are Karens now

Why not Karla?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The first episode of the podcast should be about all the batsh*t people who over the years have insisted that daycare can never be preschool.

Yes with sponsored segments on exactly when you are legally required to stop calling a child a toddler, and how if your child is not fully potty trained by 2.5, they'll never get a job (day AND night! if they wear a diaper at night, they aren't potty trained, Larla!).

And if they need help with college applications, then they are not ready for college!

It never ends!

Don't forget that if they don't have a clear friend group by 2nd grade, they probably will never have friends at all. And it will be your fault for not scheduling enough playdates.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:dcum has been around so long that some of the Larlas are Karens now

Why not Karla?

*chef's kiss*

[Anonymous]

Karen is a sexist, ageist, and racist slur.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love this tiktoker and have followed her for awhile. I am actually shocked she only recently found out about DCUM!!

The first rule of DCUM is you don't talk about DCUM (IRL). If anyone ever mentions DCUM IRL, I pretend I don't know what it is but actually I READ EVERYTHING.

+1 deny, always, even if they know you have a Revlon dryer.

Tbf that dryer is discussed on a lot of social media (Reddit Facebook etc) it’s not exclusively popular to DCUM.