Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner

[Anonymous]

I wasn't able to sit in a chair for two hours a week after giving birth.

I assume your one week old baby will be with you. So blame the smell on him/her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So it’s 2 hours long, *and* it’s in 2 hours? Is this a real post or a troll

Yeah, the idea that an event lasting two hours will begin in two hours is just utterly unbelievable. I've never heard of anything so preposterous in my life. So glad we have you to point out this absurd scenario.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually do want to go to this dinner and can’t reschedule- any tips besides not going to dinner?

Can't reschedule? Sure. Just bring the baby and blame it on the baby. You were planning to bring the baby to this very important dinner anyway, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So it’s 2 hours long, *and* it’s in 2 hours? Is this a real post or a troll

Yeah, the idea that an event lasting two hours will begin in two hours is just utterly unbelievable. I've never heard of anything so preposterous in my life. So glad we have you to point out this absurd scenario.

Yes…it’s an absurd scenario, as written. Glad we have people like you to believe literally anything that a troll posts.

[Anonymous]

Tums

[Anonymous]

Blame it on the dog

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You had a baby LAST WEEK? Just nope the eff out of that shit, no one will blame you

This.

Whoa. Girl stay home. No one will blame you.

[Anonymous]

I don’t think this is real. No one is going to a 2 hour dinner a week after having a baby, and no one is pooping daily a week after having a baby! Haha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t think this is real. No one is going to a 2 hour dinner a week after having a baby, and no one is pooping daily a week after having a baby! Haha

You mean “taking a poo.”