Horrible gas and need to sit through a 2 hour dinner
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Anonymous
| Since having a baby last week I’ve been slightly constipated and horribly gassy. Taking poos every day and miralax but still gassy. And the gas smells truly, truly awful. I have a sit down dinner in 2 hours and am farting literally every 15 min. Tips on what I can do quickly to get rid of the gas? |
Anonymous
| Gas x |
Anonymous
| You had a baby LAST WEEK? Just nope the eff out of that shit, no one will blame you |
Anonymous
| You gave birth last week. I'd claim "sorry, I just gave birth" and apologize for missing it. Nobody is that important. |
Anonymous
This. |
Anonymous
| You can excuse yourself to the restroom twice in two hours, or even more since you just had a baby and no one will bat an eye. Can't you hold it in between? |
Anonymous
| I actually do want to go to this dinner and can’t reschedule- any tips besides not going to dinner? |
Anonymous
| Ginger tea. Best from fresh ginger. Or stay home with your baby. |
Anonymous
| So it’s 2 hours long, *and* it’s in 2 hours? Is this a real post or a troll |
Anonymous
| troll |
Anonymous
| Miralax can’t be helping this. I would cut back. And get some Gas X. |
Anonymous
| Take up smoking and excuse yourself to go outside for a smoke every so often. |
Anonymous
Childless trolls have no clue what real life is like…gives them away every time |
Anonymous
| You had a baby last week and want to go to a two hour long seated dinner?!?! If I was seated near you I would be so shocked to see you there that I would not notice the gas. |
Anonymous
| Gas x helps. Take 2. |