Things you can’t do safely in DC

[Anonymous]

- Pay someone to park your car

https://wjla.com/news/local/dc-crime-valet-stand-robbery-diners-stranded-penn-quarter-northwest-restaurant-parking-city-center-del-friscos-steakhouse-i-street

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

- Drive a car
Get a beater or a better security package

- wear a coat
Wear cheaper ones

- walk your dog
Get a pit bull

- eat at a restaurant
Ubereat

- be a member of the FBI, Secret Service or even the President’s own granddaughter
Not your problem

- shop for groceries
Delivery

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:even the President’s own granddaughter

Live independently. Don't move in with your grandparents unless you are underage or underemployed.

[Anonymous]

Why an adult, independent and married person would be entitled to secret service escort just because another adult relative works at White House?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I LOLed when I saw wear a coat on the list bc that’s exactly what my brain said when I read the subject of the post.

Same. What a city!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ride a bike:
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/memorial-held-for-well-known-dc-cyclist-shot-killed-in-northwest

For this accident - they never talked about the biker being at fault.
It sucks - but riding at your bike at 1 AM and running the light puts you at risk for an accident.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why an adult, independent and married person would be entitled to secret service escort just because another adult relative works at White House?

. Because kidnapping them would shake the leader of the country enough to compromise our national security. Obviously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

- Drive a car
Get a beater or a better security package

- wear a coat
Wear cheaper ones

- walk your dog
Get a pit bull

- eat at a restaurant
Ubereat

- be a member of the FBI, Secret Service or even the President’s own granddaughter
Not your problem

- shop for groceries
Delivery

Who is protecting the Ubereats driver?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I LOLed when I saw wear a coat on the list bc that’s exactly what my brain said when I read the subject of the post.

Same. What a city!

+3

The Nation's Capital, what a pitiful embarrassment.

[Anonymous]

Making and keeping friends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:- Drive a car
- wear a coat
- walk your dog
- eat at a restaurant
- be a member of the FBI, Secret Service or even the President’s own granddaughter
- shop for groceries

- go to school

https://twitter.com/alanhenney/status/1730308071426032088

Police are looking for two armed teens who are possibly targeting school kids in robberies with KIDNAPPING. One took place this morning near Coolidge (5th St and Underwood St NW DC) and Roosevelt yesterday morning.

Having any apps linked to $ on phone is risky now, including bank accounts, Uber, Venmo, etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I LOLed when I saw wear a coat on the list bc that’s exactly what my brain said when I read the subject of the post.

Same. What a city!

+3

The Nation's Capital, what a pitiful embarrassment.

Chicago put out a travel advisory for DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:- Drive a car
- wear a coat
- walk your dog
- eat at a restaurant
- be a member of the FBI, Secret Service or even the President’s own granddaughter
- shop for groceries

- go to school

https://twitter.com/alanhenney/status/1730308071426032088

Police are looking for two armed teens who are possibly targeting school kids in robberies with KIDNAPPING. One took place this morning near Coolidge (5th St and Underwood St NW DC) and Roosevelt yesterday morning.

Having any apps linked to $ on phone is risky now, including bank accounts, Uber, Venmo, etc.

I'm sure we can rely on catch-and-release Janeese to make things right!

[Anonymous]

Breathe?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Go to Ruth's Chris for New Years Eve dinner with an infant

Lightly fry canned fish...