I. keep failing recaptcha (I am not a robot)

[Anonymous]

I often can't do the one's where you have to type the letters and numbers you see, either the font is too funky or it's blurry.

[Anonymous]

I am terrible at them and ironically they do seem like something a robot would be good at. They should ask something like — which of these is the funniest punch line to this joke. Or guess what this mother in law is thinking based purely on her facial expression.

[Anonymous]

Boomer preventer

[Anonymous]

This was a hilarious thread. Thanks for the LOL!

[Anonymous]

I feel your pain.

-Also Not A Robot

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a robot.
I was reading to my daughter and my contacts got blurry so could only read one chapter. Wouldn't my robot eyes be perfect?

Not if you were like the robots in Asimov's Bicentennial Man. The protagonist adapted his robot body to "age" so that he does not outlive his true love. Also, Juliana Tainer in Star Trek TNG was adapted to behave like human aging. Maybe you're one of those types of robots.

Well, if human features doesn't prove that I'm not a robot, then maybe I'm a robot. Who do I go to for an upgrade to my software?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a robot.
I was reading to my daughter and my contacts got blurry so could only read one chapter. Wouldn't my robot eyes be perfect?

Not necessarily, but they would be modular and replaceable!

[Anonymous]

Isn't this exactly what a robot would say to convince us it is human?

[Anonymous]

We could all be bio engineered robots

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've read enough Philip K Dick to know that that's just what you'd say if you were a robot.

❤️

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Boomer preventer

OP is totally Gen X!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a robot.
I was reading to my daughter and my contacts got blurry so could only read one chapter. Wouldn't my robot eyes be perfect?

Not necessarily, but they would be modular and replaceable!

Went to an eye doctor today and she did mention lasers and what to watch out for re lens replacement. Could I be a robot and not know it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a robot.
I was reading to my daughter and my contacts got blurry so could only read one chapter. Wouldn't my robot eyes be perfect?

Not necessarily, but they would be modular and replaceable!

Went to an eye doctor today and she did mention lasers and what to watch out for re lens replacement. Could I be a robot and not know it?

Have you seen Blade Runner?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You’re probably a robot.

+1. Are you SURE you're not a robot? This sounds like something a robot would say.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a robot.
I was reading to my daughter and my contacts got blurry so could only read one chapter. Wouldn't my robot eyes be perfect?

No because we programmed the replicants to experience an almost human-like experience, except for the Captcha ability. You’re actually a robot.