| Nothing. You do nothing. |
| I mind my own business. Are you aware that wheelchair users regularly will do that at the back of a parking lot because people parked too close to handicap Spaces were parked in the hashed marked off space and there is no room for them to enter or exit their car |
| I drink a shot of tequila and recite the lyrics to Mr. Roboto while doing a handstand |
| Nothing. I don't care enough about what others do. |
| Obviously, the only way to handle this situation is to key their car. All over, not just like a passive aggressive wannabe pretending they did something bad. Be aggressive aggressive, streaks down both sides, maybe some parking tips on the trunk. |
| Nothing, because I don’t want to be shot in the face. Roll your eyes and move on. |
This is, clearly, the only correct thing to do. |
| I usually point and say they are a prick. And then forget about it and go about my day. |
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Nothing.
No one died and put me in charge of other adults. |
| When I used to drive around a junker, I’d park on the driver’s side, trying to fit into whatever was left of the neighboring spot. |
+1 life is too short |
| In your scenario, there are two adjacent empty parking spaces, so the parking lot must not be very crowded. So I would go park somewhere near by. |
| Depends on my mood, how bad my chronic pain is that day, and a couple of other things. Most days I roll my eyes and keep it moving, sometimes I call security |
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I like this idea. You could also carry some birdseed and throw it on their car. |