2023 White House Correspondents Dinner

[Anonymous]

Will Ron DeSantis be a guest? Who are expected to be the provocateurs?

[Anonymous]

Trevor Noah was pretty good last year. His line about Kyrsten Sinema being “openly bisexual but a closeted Republican” was gold.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTaCKHT/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:KJP is such an easy target, I feel bad for the performer, he is going to have to side step how bad she is at her job.

Totally blanking on who KJP is…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:KJP is such an easy target, I feel bad for the performer, he is going to have to side step how bad she is at her job.

Totally blanking on who KJP is…

Karine Jean-Pierre, White House Press Secretary for Biden

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Trevor Noah was pretty good last year. His line about Kyrsten Sinema being “openly bisexual but a closeted Republican” was gold.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTaCKHT/

Yes, but you’re supposed to be roasting the president. Like Colbert did to Bush, when he was still edgy. If they got someone who was actually going to roast the people in power, not placate them, it would be worth watching. But we all know that’s not going to happen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Trevor Noah was pretty good last year. His line about Kyrsten Sinema being “openly bisexual but a closeted Republican” was gold.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTaCKHT/

Yes, but you’re supposed to be roasting the president. Like Colbert did to Bush, when he was still edgy. If they got someone who was actually going to roast the people in power, not placate them, it would be worth watching. But we all know that’s not going to happen.

Roast the president like Trevor Noah did last year, correct? I’m sure your oversight of a biracial immigrant roasting a white American president was an oversight in your comparison of the two white American males, with the victim in your scenario being the nepo baby president.

Here are some Noah’s dings against Biden in 2022:

To Biden: “I was a little confused about: Why me? But then I was told you get your highest approval ratings with a biracial African guy standing next to you.”
— “Interesting fact: Even as first lady, Dr. Biden continued her teaching career, the first time a presidential spouse has ever done so. Congratulations. You might think it’s because she loves teaching so much, but it’s actually because she’s still paying off her student debt. I’m sorry about that, Jill. Guess you should’ve voted for Bernie.”
— “As you all know, President Biden’s lack of a filter does get him into hot water sometimes. Last month, he caused a huge international scandal saying that Vladimir Putin should be removed from power. It was very, very upsetting to Russia. Until someone explained to them that none of the stuff Biden wants actually gets done.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Trevor Noah was pretty good last year. His line about Kyrsten Sinema being “openly bisexual but a closeted Republican” was gold.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTaCKHT/

Yes, but you’re supposed to be roasting the president. Like Colbert did to Bush, when he was still edgy. If they got someone who was actually going to roast the people in power, not placate them, it would be worth watching. But we all know that’s not going to happen.

Roast the president like Trevor Noah did last year, correct? I’m sure your oversight of a biracial immigrant roasting a white American president was an oversight in your comparison of the two white American males, with the victim in your scenario being the nepo baby president.

Here are some Noah’s dings against Biden in 2022:

To Biden: “I was a little confused about: Why me? But then I was told you get your highest approval ratings with a biracial African guy standing next to you.”
— “Interesting fact: Even as first lady, Dr. Biden continued her teaching career, the first time a presidential spouse has ever done so. Congratulations. You might think it’s because she loves teaching so much, but it’s actually because she’s still paying off her student debt. I’m sorry about that, Jill. Guess you should’ve voted for Bernie.”
— “As you all know, President Biden’s lack of a filter does get him into hot water sometimes. Last month, he caused a huge international scandal saying that Vladimir Putin should be removed from power. It was very, very upsetting to Russia. Until someone explained to them that none of the stuff Biden wants actually gets done.”

Ughh. The cringe is strong.

[Anonymous]

Welp. This dinner suddenly got a whole lot more interesting.

I wonder if Don and Tucker will be guests of any of the other networks or hosts?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Welp. This dinner suddenly got a whole lot more interesting.

I wonder if Don and Tucker will be guests of any of the other networks or hosts?

😀

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:KJP is such an easy target, I feel bad for the performer, he is going to have to side step how bad she is at her job.

Totally blanking on who KJP is…

Karine Jean-Pierre, White House Press Secretary for Biden

DP

??? Drawing a blank as well ???

[Anonymous]

KJP is adorable. It helps smooth things over during press briefings. And to be fair, I think she goes well with the Biden administration: nice and a bit fumbly.

The world

[Anonymous]

bump for tonight

[Anonymous]

Zzzzzz

[Anonymous]

It’s soooo boring

[Anonymous]

But the afterparties were a blast!