My elementary school aged children asked me who Stormy Daniels is. What do I say?

[Anonymous]

A woman the President dated when he was already married. My kids already know he is a creep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell them she is a national hero who should receive Kennedy Center honors.

I came here to say this.

Also, she's a movie director and producer and rides horses well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A woman the President dated when he was already married. My kids already know he is a creep.

This about sums it up.

[Anonymous]

Why must they grow up so fast?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I remember the Republican moms clutching their pearls and moaning that they had to explain Monica Lewinsky to their children.

Funny how things are today.

And the “horror” of two men being married. They made a big deal about that.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do Republican parents tell their kids when asked who Stormy Daniels is?

🥇Kids only speak when spoken to. 🥇Tell them she is a national hero who should receive Kennedy Center honors.

It’s a tie.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tell them she is a national hero who should receive Kennedy Center honors.

I came here to say this.

Also, she's a movie director and producer and rides horses well.

She “directs” porn films. Come on. Tell the kids about her “Make America Horny Again” tour.

[Anonymous]

Adult film actress or pornstar
National hero

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My kid asked questions and I said that he got into trouble with a woman. He seemed satisfied with that answer.

They it came up when DH got home and and kid said "it's because of the woman and the money, right?" And dh just HAD to add "yeah, the p*** star." REALLY?!

Honestly, I think it's pretty f*ing sad that we have to have these conversations, but at this point, we do have to have them. She IS a pornstar. He was the President. This is actually history now. I would also prefer that things had remained more staid, but here we are. It makes sense to get comfortable with the reality.

I mean, this was the case in the 90s too--Monica, anyone?? This is sadly not recent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do Republican parents tell their kids when asked who Stormy Daniels is?

“Not who, lovey. It’s a cocktail”

[Anonymous]

Sadly most ES kids already know what porn is/.

[Anonymous]

I had to explain to a VERY observant 5 yo why Jeffrey Toobin got fired. You’ll get through it, OP.

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Anonymous wrote:Sadly most ES kids already know what porn is/.

This is true. A kid in my 4th grade class in the 80s passed around his dad's playboy. It was confiscated by the teacher who went out of control and screamed and cried about it.

Another instance 2 boys in my 5th grade class were talking about which of our 2 teachers was hotter and if they'd do them.

Another instance a kid in 4th grade went up behind me and grabbed my boobs. I got furious.

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Anonymous wrote:A women who allegedly received money as payment for a contract that wasn’t supposed to be spent that way.

I think we're well past "allegedly" - no need to lie to the kid about this part, lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had to explain to a VERY observant 5 yo why Jeffrey Toobin got fired. You’ll get through it, OP.

That your 5yo would know who Toobin is should be cause enough to call CPS on you.