I’m wandering the aisles of Walmart….AMA

[Anonymous]

Are you technically “working from home” today? Will you field any zoom calls while shopping, or have you added fake meetings to your calendar so you can shop in peace?

[Anonymous]

Do they have Easter decorations out yet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How much is the cheapest dozen eggs?

$4.98

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lol - what are you shopping for OP? Do you plan to use self-checkout?

Sour cream
Green onions
Cream cheese
Shredded lettuce
Deodorant
Onions yellow
Pint sized zip top bags

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Did you bring your passport?

No

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do your pants have two legs?

I’m not wearing pants

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What song is playing?

Too shy - Kajagoogoo

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are the condoms under lock and key ?

Didn’t look

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many people driving rascal scooters through the store? How many children riding inside the cart (nit in the upper seat, but n the actual cart)?

Two scooters
Two kids in carts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do you feel shopping at a store that refuses to pay fair wages to its employees and has a public record of providing staff with information on how to sign up for food stamps and other federally funded public benefits while leveraging tax breaks that favor big corporations while screwing over the rest of us?

I could care less. I’m all about my wallet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do they have Easter decorations out yet?

Not that I can see. Lots of VD stuff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How do you feel shopping at a store that refuses to pay fair wages to its employees and has a public record of providing staff with information on how to sign up for food stamps and other federally funded public benefits while leveraging tax breaks that favor big corporations while screwing over the rest of us?

I could care less. I’m all about my wallet.

The saying is, “I couldn’t care less.”

Speaks volumes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do they have Easter decorations out yet?

Not that I can see. Lots of VD stuff

Walmart shoppers and “VD” go hand in hand. Not surprising. Be careful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do you feel shopping at a store that refuses to pay fair wages to its employees and has a public record of providing staff with information on how to sign up for food stamps and other federally funded public benefits while leveraging tax breaks that favor big corporations while screwing over the rest of us?

Glad you are out there fighting for these issues rather than shaming individuals who need Walmart because wages and benefits have been eroding for decades while corporations make record profits.

[Anonymous]

See any pajamas on people? Slippers?