Monday late morning and the aisles are almost empty…ama |
How much is the cheapest dozen eggs? |
Lol - what are you shopping for OP? Do you plan to use self-checkout? |
Did you bring your passport? |
Do your pants have two legs? |
Is anyone’s crotch showing? |
Did you have to run to the bathroom yet?
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What song is playing? |
How big is the biggest person you see?
How about tats. Seen any good ones? Bonus points if it's a 88 |
Are the condoms under lock and key ? |
Are you the thinnest person in the store |
How many People of Walmart poster children can you count? What do they look like? |
How many people driving rascal scooters through the store? How many children riding inside the cart (nit in the upper seat, but n the actual cart)? |
Please tell me you have your passport and you are an IVY grad. |
How do you feel shopping at a store that refuses to pay fair wages to its employees and has a public record of providing staff with information on how to sign up for food stamps and other federally funded public benefits while leveraging tax breaks that favor big corporations while screwing over the rest of us?
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