New Matrix

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blue pill, red pill, holy crap.....I needed a cyanide pill after watching this movie.

Utterly bizarre and nonsensical. Actions sequences were terrible. There's a part where they fight a French dude with baddies who catch bullets with their teeth, all while the french dude rages about Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook.


I mean what an abomination of a movie. I had to turn it off, then got mad because I already wasted 1.5 hours of my life on it, so decided to choke down the rest.

You clearly aren't OG Matrix - the "French guy" was The Merovingian, who was kind of a big in the previous films.

Pp you are responding to. No, I am OG matrix and saw the first one in the theater as well as all the other ones. Yes, I recognized the french dude.....I just refuse to type his ridiculous name.

[Anonymous]

It's sad, but The Matrix was the last decent movie the Wachowskis has been involved. Look it up.

[Anonymous]

Oh boy. Glad DH made plans to watch with a friend who has HBO MAX tonight instead of dragging me to a theater to watch it.

[Anonymous]

The real tragedy of the Matrix is watching Keanu Reeves' visage evolve.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The real tragedy of the Matrix is watching Keanu Reeves' visage evolve.

I actually loved that Neo and Trinity were both visibly older in this one and still the steamy central romance in the movie. They could have easily recast with two new Disney stars and rebooted the franchise instead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The real tragedy of the Matrix is watching Keanu Reeves' visage evolve.

I actually loved that Neo and Trinity were both visibly older in this one and still the steamy central romance in the movie. They could have easily recast with two new Disney stars and rebooted the franchise instead.

They both are in excellent shape for their age. I think they look wonderful.

[Anonymous]

This movie is absurd.

[Anonymous]

Grow up, OP. The movie is supposed to be nostalgic. Did you really expect it to be ground breaking? LOLOL.

This when some 25 year old comes in and calls you a boomer.