I follow my Ex’s Husband on Facebook

[Anonymous]

I don't even know what to say. Beyond the cheating you should like a self-absorbed naval-gazer. She seriously dodged a bullet.

You also sound like you have a very distorted view of your reality. You haven't actually owned up to the pain your selfishness caused her. You need to talk to someone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can’t get past the fact that you think she would forgive your cheating by giving her flowers 🙄🤣

I know!! “I broke it off just for her, the real love of my life, and she broke up with me?? And wouldn’t get back together even with flowers and cards?!”

Thank goodness you cheated before marriage and she found that receipt, she totally dodged a bullet.

[Anonymous]

What exactly was the receipt for that proved you were cheating?

Is there a chance her kid is yours but she just told her DH its his?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This has got to be a troll.

But if not, dude, you have surpassed weird, blown by creep, and are firmly in stalker territory.

He’s probably not all that much like you, but you have this twisted narrative in your head that you’re not to blame and your ex must somehow still be hung up on you. She’s not. Move on with your life.

Plus 1. I think troll, too.

[Anonymous]

Oh I dunno. What’s the harm in checking?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't even know what to say. Beyond the cheating you should like a self-absorbed naval-gazer. She seriously dodged a bullet.

You also sound like you have a very distorted view of your reality. You haven't actually owned up to the pain your selfishness caused her. You need to talk to someone.

He was looking at war ships?

[Anonymous]

She didn't marry someone like you, at all. She married someone different and better. Stop being creepy and obsessed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Oohhhh… She got pregnant the first week? Umm does her oldest child look anything like you?

This is the part that makes it most clear this is a troll. There's no way this husband is posting on Facebook about how he knocked up his wife 25 years ago in their first week of dating after she got cheated on. That's not how anybody uses Facebook, even the most tech-challenged broken filter Boomers.

[Anonymous]

This doesn’t sound like a man wrote it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This doesn’t sound like a man wrote it.

I'm

Either a man or woman who can't let go of an ex. OP, stop doing this to yourself. It's an addiction. Leave the past in the past. There is no one person for anybody.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh I dunno. What’s the harm in checking?

This is beyond checking. Checking means once every few years I'll look up an ex and maybe their partner. Scroll for a minute see some cute kids or some weird disfunction. And then move on and forget about it for another couple of years. I don't follow on a fake account and analyze and wonder what-if. This is a whole other level.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh I dunno. What’s the harm in checking?

This is beyond checking. Checking means once every few years I'll look up an ex and maybe their partner. Scroll for a minute see some cute kids or some weird disfunction. And then move on and forget about it for another couple of years. I don't follow on a fake account and analyze and wonder what-if. This is a whole other level.

Thats not normal, either. Just as weird as OP.

[Anonymous]

Did you ever marry or have kids? Or still stuck in Bro land?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh I dunno. What’s the harm in checking?

This is beyond checking. Checking means once every few years I'll look up an ex and maybe their partner. Scroll for a minute see some cute kids or some weird disfunction. And then move on and forget about it for another couple of years. I don't follow on a fake account and analyze and wonder what-if. This is a whole other level.

Thats not normal, either. Just as weird as OP.

Give me a break. Looking up someone from your past every few years ago is no big deal and nothing like what OP is describing.

[Anonymous]

You sound like a troll. One line in particular stood out as troll like. I won’t say which one.