Did Eleanor Holmes Norton release the Zebras?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:So it was satire? It was so freaking weird.


I’m as blue as you can get, and Norton needs to go. She’s a relic. And starting to become face-palm worthy. This isn’t 1970-something anymore. Her time is over.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Have they given up on catching the zebras? I think it would be great if they stay wild, reproduce, and in 30 years are as common as deer.


Zebras are not like horses or deer. They can be quite aggressive. There is a reason why you never see trained zebras! Trust me, DCUM, you don't want those. bastards roaming your neighborhood any more than you want running bamboo in your neighbor's yard!

They need to a dart gun (sedatives, for the knee-jerk gun haters). Put them to sleep and they can load them up with a sling and haul them back home. Unclear why that hasn't been done already.
Anonymous
They’re all the way down in Upper Marlboro
Anonymous
Sadly a zebra died in an illegal snare.
Anonymous
Oh no!
Anonymous
Were the Zebras ever caught?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Were the Zebras ever caught?

Not yet.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Were the Zebras ever caught?

Not yet.


I certainly can't see how this could go wrong. What's next? Painting horses?
Anonymous
UPDATE!
Anonymous
The owner of dozens of zebras living on a farm in Maryland has been charged with several counts of animal cruelty after three escaped more than two months ago and one was caught in a snare trap and died…

Meanwhile, one of the zebras on the farm was found dead Tuesday, officials with the Prince George’s County’s Department of Environment said Wednesday. The dead zebra was seen by a news crew on a helicopter, and they reported it.
The state’s attorney for Prince George’s County charged Jerry Holly, who owns a large farm on Duley Station Road in Upper Marlboro, where he keeps the zebras, with three counts of animal cruelty, according to court documents filed Tuesday in the District Court of Maryland for Prince George’s County. The charges accuse Holly of inflicting “unnecessary suffering or pain on a zebra” and allege that he didn’t provide the zebras with “nutritious food in sufficient quantity” or give them “proper shelter.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/10/20/escaped-zebras-owner-charged/?utm_campaign=wp_afternoon_buzz&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_buzz&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F3509bfc%2F617074ee9d2fda9d411a388f%2F596bc2b7ae7e8a44e7dcaab7%2F10%2F59%2F617074ee9d2fda9d411a388f
Anonymous
Zebras on the brain. Were they all caught or are some
still roaming?
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