The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s standing next to a cardboard cutout of her father. Which is about as present as he’s been, so there’s that.

I was about to type exactly this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s standing next to a cardboard cutout of her father. Which is about as present as he’s been, so there’s that.

it's like he doesn't know who she is. why isn't his arm around her? why does he look like he swallowed the canary?

good for Tiffany. that was a quick three years of law school do you think she'll be on the WH payroll?

[Anonymous]

The fake blonde hair extensions they all wear are just terrible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s standing next to a cardboard cutout of her father. Which is about as present as he’s been, so there’s that.

it's like he doesn't know who she is. why isn't his arm around her? why does he look like he swallowed the canary?

good for Tiffany. that was a quick three years of law school do you think she'll be on the WH payroll?

I am the PP who asked what is so weird about the photo - and I think you guys are onto it. They look like strangers. She has a weirdly coy posture and expression, he looks like he has no idea who she is. It's kind of a sad photo.

[Anonymous]

Yes! There is zero connection there. A normal parent would have his body slightly facing hers, if not an arm around her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes! There is zero connection there. A normal parent would have his body slightly facing hers, if not an arm around her.

She’s not Ivanka so that would be impossible. Tiffany is a chubby stranger to him.

Personally, I don’t think the bleach blonde looks does anything for her. She and ivanka may have been naturally blonde as kids, but their roots are screaming to be set free and be brunettes. Listen to your roots.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s standing next to a cardboard cutout of her father. Which is about as present as he’s been, so there’s that.

it's like he doesn't know who she is. why isn't his arm around her? why does he look like he swallowed the canary?

good for Tiffany. that was a quick three years of law school do you think she'll be on the WH payroll?

I am the PP who asked what is so weird about the photo - and I think you guys are onto it. They look like strangers. She has a weirdly coy posture and expression, he looks like he has no idea who she is. It's kind of a sad photo.

They weren't standing together when the photo was taken. Trump's favorite Photoshopper (you know, the one who shopped Trump's head onto the Independence Day President) took two separate photos and mashed them together.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s standing next to a cardboard cutout of her father. Which is about as present as he’s been, so there’s that.

it's like he doesn't know who she is. why isn't his arm around her? why does he look like he swallowed the canary?

good for Tiffany. that was a quick three years of law school do you think she'll be on the WH payroll?

I am the PP who asked what is so weird about the photo - and I think you guys are onto it. They look like strangers. She has a weirdly coy posture and expression, he looks like he has no idea who she is. It's kind of a sad photo.

They weren't standing together when the photo was taken. Trump's favorite Photoshopper (you know, the one who shopped Trump's head onto the Independence Day President) took two separate photos and mashed them together.

That explains why he looks so happy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

Is she trying to match the background?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

Is she trying to match the background?

You know, maybe she is, but I really like that scarf and it goes well with the dress. The roots and hair looking greasy, oh well.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Trump congratulates Tiffany for graduating from law school.

That’s a cute dress. Kudos. But just like Melania’s above, would look so much better with a slightly lower neckline. Crew necks aren’t good with those boobs, ladies.

Those billowing 90s pants on him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

She's gonna need to study Christine Lagarde for a few more years to even fake it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

How does a comment like this belong in the fashion forum? Or, half of the other comments here?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She is NO Dr. Birx.

Pandemic cosplay?

If you dream it, you too can be a competent public health official. Or you could be the price is right/vanna white of the administration to help out with the props.

Is she trying to match the background?

A clockwork orange?