Bezos / Sanchez wedding fashion thread

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Anonymous wrote:This face looks like an alien monster from star trek

Omg I saw this and thought the same thing!

The dress looks like an ugly lampshade.

I saw ugly lampshade, too. Wow.

I saw drapes.

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That's a fake picture. She looks so much better when she smiles than when she does that weird thing with her lips.

Yes, such a fake and weird picture.

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I know y'all hate her but I think she looks GREAT in this picture.

Thank goodness for photoshop.

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Did Vanky lose her implants?

Oh no, I’m not the fairest or richest of all anymore the look on her face lol

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Anonymous wrote:The wedding dress is beautiful--but, honestly, a 55 year old woman with the veil? Just kind of silly.

The gold dress with the embroidery is beautiful, but the structure of it misses.

The reception dress is really nice.

My thoughts exactly- a 55 year old who has been married previously has no business wearing a full wedding dress and veil. It looks ridiculous!

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I know y'all hate her but I think she looks GREAT in this picture.

I agree. Not sure why everyone is so negative. No one looks terrible except perhaps the grey Kardashian dress, and DiCaprio with his cap, probably taking ozempic and suffering from weird side effects.

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I know y'all hate her but I think she looks GREAT in this picture.

I agree. Not sure why everyone is so negative. No one looks terrible except perhaps the grey Kardashian dress, and DiCaprio with his cap, probably taking ozempic and suffering from weird side effects.

The Kardashians looked like pure trash, which is what they are. The worst was mama bear dressed like she was going to a funeral, not a wedding.

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What is with celebrities ripping off the 1950s?

Sanchez says she wanted to imitate Loren's look from a movie.

Ivanka had an Audrey Hepburn gown copied for her.

Sad that with unlimited wealth they can't be original and classy and get something unique.

Mermaid gowns are trashy. Especially when they imply full easy opening.

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HATED the wedding dress. Looks cheap and trashy. At least she’s not showing tits and @ss- but it’s awful…and for someone 55 kind of ridiculous to wear a dress like that and big white wedding

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Anonymous wrote:Vogue has details about her wedding dress and some other wedding weekend attire: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-and-jeff-bezos-are-married

And here for the dress from yesterday: https://www.vogue.com/article/lauren-sanchez-wedding-schiaparelli-couture-welcome-dinner#intcid=_vogue-article-bottom-recirc_9f807803-382f-4c51-8abc-7f405ab95254_text2vec1

Here's their pic of her wedding dress. I think the dress is gorgeous but would be better as either a sheath or a-line (I don't like the dramatic fishtail), and that she looks insane from the plastic surgery and corset.

Agree the fishtail is ugly. Why is she posing like that? Like she’s just puked

Since it's for Vogue, I'm sure they gave her tips on how to pose to work the angles of the dress. That's a classic "model pose" for that kind of fitted dress, but a non-model looks dumb doing it. But the cover photo that is more straight on is less flattering and makes her look shorter and wider:

All that money and she chose that? It's surprisingly modest for her, but yet it somehow manages to be trashy anyway.

This is much much lesss trashy than I was expecting. I admit that I am slightly
disappointed.

I expected modest because she likes to surprise people and that's the only way. To be fair she doesn't look bad and for a fish tail dress, this is not horrendous.

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Anonymous wrote:Not a fan of the buttons all the way up the front. Otherwise the dress is surprisingly modest and traditional. Who would have thought?

The dress is modest and traditional but because of her huge fake boobs and plastic face and hair extensions and the fact that the corset is cinched to create this exaggerated Kardashian silhouette, it does look trashy. Even though obviously it's a work of art by skilled artists. But she ruins it.

I think the reason Kardashians are so prominently featured is that they normalize her look. If the most famous people there were Leo and his girlfriend, Karlie Kloss, and Sydney Sweeney, Sanchez would look so especially tacky by comparison. But Khloe showed up to the rehearsal dinner in see through dress that showed her plastic butt cheeks, and all four of them wore skin tight, boobtacular, corset gowns to the wedding. Ivanka also looks incredibly tacky. All that hideous and tasteless nonsense is what is making Lauren look slightly less deranged. Kris Jenner looks downright fashionable and toned down as well.

Thinking about Huma Abedin's recent wedding and how she looked like a human woman, and her actual age, but glowing and beautiful and happy. That's class, I don't care if Lauren's dress cost 10x as much and technically a more beautiful dress. Better to be wearing a slightly unflattering shade of white but be a person than to pay a dozen consultants to match the lace of your dress to your (fake!) teeth and the whites of your eyes but be mostly made of plastic and totally soulless.

Lauren Sanchez and Huma Abedin are polar opposites. Huma is elegance personified, Lauren is raunchiness plastified.

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Is there a picture of his first wedding on internet or Sanchez's other two weddings?

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Different angle

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All I can see is Janice Dickinson.

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All I can see is Janice Dickinson.