Do you clean your own toilet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Only on DCUM would you find a question like this. I swear, if there was a service that would come by and wipe your butt for you, half of you would retain them on a daily basis. You can't swish a little brush around in your toilet? Seriously? You hire people for that? Can you put air in your tires?

Where can I sign up for butt wipe service? Mornings are best for me.
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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Only on DCUM would you find a question like this. I swear, if there was a service that would come by and wipe your butt for you, half of you would retain them on a daily basis. You can't swish a little brush around in your toilet? Seriously? You hire people for that? Can you put air in your tires?

Where can I sign up for butt wipe service? Mornings are best for me.
Subscribing

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