The Valley, Season 3

[Anonymous]

I have so many thoughts.

Luke is annoying and giving me the ick. Pushing Kristen on getting back to their sex life. He’s already wanting to go out with the guys. I have a funny feeling they won’t last and he will probably eventually cheat on her.

Kristen - I love seeing her struggles with being a new mom. She doesn’t act like it’s all roses and perfect. She’s keeping it real. Stressed out leaving the house, late, worried about the baby - I can totally relate.

Danny/Nia - love the new home but yeah that commute sucks. 4 kids is a lot. I knew Danny wanted a brother for Asher.

Janet/Jason - is Janet on Ozempic? She looks so thin. She obviously wants back on the show. She’s right about Danny’s “sexual assault” though. But she will have to squash it if she wants to get back on.

Brittany - yikes. Her weight gain is out of control. Her new man looks like trash. But I do like how she has a sensory room for Cruz - it seems like she is in tune with his treatments. Good for her.

Jesse - the new girlfriend is weird and not even pretty. You tell her I love you and she says thank you? Ugh. He’s more into her than she is into him. Sad.

Michelle - she’s sort of in her own now. Doesn’t have a great storyline.

Jasmine - getting super aggressive and annoying and flipping out about nothing. Trying to stay relevant?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach. He’s fun to watch.

Lala - don’t know why she got on the show. Her shtick is old and annoying. Asking the lifeguard for his number??

[Anonymous]

Anyone watching?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone watching?

Haha, no, and no plans to watch after that OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone watching?

Haha, no, and no plans to watch after that OP.

Really? That didn’t pique your interest?!

[Anonymous]

Agree w/u:
Luke is annoying

Kristen - very likeable

Janet/Jason - Janet too thin, agreed

Brittany - sigh

Jesse - obviously his thing is clinging onto a woman and love bombing her.

Michelle - boring that stupid scene with schwartz at the sound bath ?

Jasmine - so stupid and her histrionics.

Zach/Benji - I can’t stand Zach and his colored contacts.

Lala - stupid scene and fake trying to get janet and nia to make up. Trying to act like she’s 22 and may hook up with the lifeguard was so forced…as she held her baby.

They are too old for this fake stuff. So am i

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Agree w/u:
Luke is annoying

Kristen - very likeable

Janet/Jason - Janet too thin, agreed

Brittany - sigh

Jesse - obviously his thing is clinging onto a woman and love bombing her.

Michelle - boring that stupid scene with schwartz at the sound bath ?

Jasmine - so stupid and her histrionics.

Zach/Benji - I can’t stand Zach and his colored contacts.

Lala - stupid scene and fake trying to get janet and nia to make up. Trying to act like she’s 22 and may hook up with the lifeguard was so forced…as she held her baby.

They are too old for this fake stuff. So am i

Haha! Love this. Sorry no single man working as a lifeguard wants to get with the mom who hired him who has two young kids. lol. Run!

I forgot about the sound bath - that was so dumb! Why is Schwartz now on this show??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have so many thoughts.

Luke is annoying and giving me the ick. Pushing Kristen on getting back to their sex life. He’s already wanting to go out with the guys. I have a funny feeling they won’t last and he will probably eventually cheat on her.

Kristen - I love seeing her struggles with being a new mom. She doesn’t act like it’s all roses and perfect. She’s keeping it real. Stressed out leaving the house, late, worried about the baby - I can totally relate.

Danny/Nia - love the new home but yeah that commute sucks. 4 kids is a lot. I knew Danny wanted a brother for Asher.

Janet/Jason - is Janet on Ozempic? She looks so thin. She obviously wants back on the show. She’s right about Danny’s “sexual assault” though. But she will have to squash it if she wants to get back on.

Brittany - yikes. Her weight gain is out of control. Her new man looks like trash. But I do like how she has a sensory room for Cruz - it seems like she is in tune with his treatments. Good for her.

Jesse - the new girlfriend is weird and not even pretty. You tell her I love you and she says thank you? Ugh. He’s more into her than she is into him. Sad.

Michelle - she’s sort of in her own now. Doesn’t have a great storyline.

Jasmine - getting super aggressive and annoying and flipping out about nothing. Trying to stay relevant?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach. He’s fun to watch.

Lala - don’t know why she got on the show. Her shtick is old and annoying. Asking the lifeguard for his number??

This show is soooooo terrible. I hate watched a few episodes but that's over with! Here are my last parting thoughts.

I knew Kristen was going to take Lukes sperm and run! Her biological clock was ticking and it didn't matter who her baby daddy was. She was so predictable it's sickening. Luke got got and he has no idea what he was in for. They're done and she's to blame.

Danny/Nia - Danny is so checked out its ridiculous and embarrassing for Nia. They were dumb to have 4 and she's totally miserable and it shows. They made their bed to lie in and they're not enjoying it at all.

Janet/Jason -Who cares? She's so annoying.

Brittany - yikes we agree here. I was no longer a fan when she started to destroy her body starting with those ridiculous MASSIVE breast implants. They make her look like a BEAST and she was so pretty before she destroyed herself and let herself get distorted by hollywood she should have stayed in Kentucky. Her new boyfriend, good God. Try again brittany!

Jesse - we agree-the new girlfriend is so strange was she the one sending everyone desist letters? Also strange he says he loves her and she thanks him he doesn't have any self-respect.

Michelle - can't stand her whining all the time.

Jasmine - annoying. who cares?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach tires too hard it's cringe and that hair no. just no.

Lala - TRASHY AF trying to bang the lifeguard at your daughters 1st bday party? NASTY. Pretty sure she has a sex addiction she needs to deal with. She's annoying.

I'm sick of all these people. I wanted a new fresh cast but they messed that all up on vanderpump rules. Ugh. Waste of time.

[Anonymous]

Luke is still in party boy mode and is too young for Kristen.

[Anonymous]

I can't stand Nia's and Michelle's voices.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can't stand Nia's and Michelle's voices.

Same!!!! Is that botox voice?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have so many thoughts.

Luke is annoying and giving me the ick. Pushing Kristen on getting back to their sex life. He’s already wanting to go out with the guys. I have a funny feeling they won’t last and he will probably eventually cheat on her.

Kristen - I love seeing her struggles with being a new mom. She doesn’t act like it’s all roses and perfect. She’s keeping it real. Stressed out leaving the house, late, worried about the baby - I can totally relate.

Danny/Nia - love the new home but yeah that commute sucks. 4 kids is a lot. I knew Danny wanted a brother for Asher.

Janet/Jason - is Janet on Ozempic? She looks so thin. She obviously wants back on the show. She’s right about Danny’s “sexual assault” though. But she will have to squash it if she wants to get back on.

Brittany - yikes. Her weight gain is out of control. Her new man looks like trash. But I do like how she has a sensory room for Cruz - it seems like she is in tune with his treatments. Good for her.

Jesse - the new girlfriend is weird and not even pretty. You tell her I love you and she says thank you? Ugh. He’s more into her than she is into him. Sad.

Michelle - she’s sort of in her own now. Doesn’t have a great storyline.

Jasmine - getting super aggressive and annoying and flipping out about nothing. Trying to stay relevant?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach. He’s fun to watch.

Lala - don’t know why she got on the show. Her shtick is old and annoying. Asking the lifeguard for his number??

This show is soooooo terrible. I hate watched a few episodes but that's over with! Here are my last parting thoughts.

I knew Kristen was going to take Lukes sperm and run! Her biological clock was ticking and it didn't matter who her baby daddy was. She was so predictable it's sickening. Luke got got and he has no idea what he was in for. They're done and she's to blame.

Danny/Nia - Danny is so checked out its ridiculous and embarrassing for Nia. They were dumb to have 4 and she's totally miserable and it shows. They made their bed to lie in and they're not enjoying it at all.

Janet/Jason -Who cares? She's so annoying.

Brittany - yikes we agree here. I was no longer a fan when she started to destroy her body starting with those ridiculous MASSIVE breast implants. They make her look like a BEAST and she was so pretty before she destroyed herself and let herself get distorted by hollywood she should have stayed in Kentucky. Her new boyfriend, good God. Try again brittany!

Jesse - we agree-the new girlfriend is so strange was she the one sending everyone desist letters? Also strange he says he loves her and she thanks him he doesn't have any self-respect.

Michelle - can't stand her whining all the time.

Jasmine - annoying. who cares?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach tires too hard it's cringe and that hair no. just no.

Lala - TRASHY AF trying to bang the lifeguard at your daughters 1st bday party? NASTY. Pretty sure she has a sex addiction she needs to deal with. She's annoying.

I'm sick of all these people. I wanted a new fresh cast but they messed that all up on vanderpump rules. Ugh. Waste of time.

What a minute. Luke was a willing participant. He’s just too immature to understand what having a baby really means. I think he’s to blame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't stand Nia's and Michelle's voices.

Same!!!! Is that botox voice?

I don't know but I can't stand when they speak. Reminds me of how I feel when Dorit says "Sutton."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have so many thoughts.

Luke is annoying and giving me the ick. Pushing Kristen on getting back to their sex life. He’s already wanting to go out with the guys. I have a funny feeling they won’t last and he will probably eventually cheat on her.

Kristen - I love seeing her struggles with being a new mom. She doesn’t act like it’s all roses and perfect. She’s keeping it real. Stressed out leaving the house, late, worried about the baby - I can totally relate.

Danny/Nia - love the new home but yeah that commute sucks. 4 kids is a lot. I knew Danny wanted a brother for Asher.

Janet/Jason - is Janet on Ozempic? She looks so thin. She obviously wants back on the show. She’s right about Danny’s “sexual assault” though. But she will have to squash it if she wants to get back on.

Brittany - yikes. Her weight gain is out of control. Her new man looks like trash. But I do like how she has a sensory room for Cruz - it seems like she is in tune with his treatments. Good for her.

Jesse - the new girlfriend is weird and not even pretty. You tell her I love you and she says thank you? Ugh. He’s more into her than she is into him. Sad.

Michelle - she’s sort of in her own now. Doesn’t have a great storyline.

Jasmine - getting super aggressive and annoying and flipping out about nothing. Trying to stay relevant?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach. He’s fun to watch.

Lala - don’t know why she got on the show. Her shtick is old and annoying. Asking the lifeguard for his number??

This show is soooooo terrible. I hate watched a few episodes but that's over with! Here are my last parting thoughts.

I knew Kristen was going to take Lukes sperm and run! Her biological clock was ticking and it didn't matter who her baby daddy was. She was so predictable it's sickening. Luke got got and he has no idea what he was in for. They're done and she's to blame.

Danny/Nia - Danny is so checked out its ridiculous and embarrassing for Nia. They were dumb to have 4 and she's totally miserable and it shows. They made their bed to lie in and they're not enjoying it at all.

Janet/Jason -Who cares? She's so annoying.

Brittany - yikes we agree here. I was no longer a fan when she started to destroy her body starting with those ridiculous MASSIVE breast implants. They make her look like a BEAST and she was so pretty before she destroyed herself and let herself get distorted by hollywood she should have stayed in Kentucky. Her new boyfriend, good God. Try again brittany!

Jesse - we agree-the new girlfriend is so strange was she the one sending everyone desist letters? Also strange he says he loves her and she thanks him he doesn't have any self-respect.

Michelle - can't stand her whining all the time.

Jasmine - annoying. who cares?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach tires too hard it's cringe and that hair no. just no.

Lala - TRASHY AF trying to bang the lifeguard at your daughters 1st bday party? NASTY. Pretty sure she has a sex addiction she needs to deal with. She's annoying.

I'm sick of all these people. I wanted a new fresh cast but they messed that all up on vanderpump rules. Ugh. Waste of time.

What a minute. Luke was a willing participant. He’s just too immature to understand what having a baby really means. I think he’s to blame.

This. She was timing her ovulation + intercourse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't stand Nia's and Michelle's voices.

Same!!!! Is that botox voice?

No, it’s pageant voice for Nia. Michelle sounds stupid and has some kind of weird accent going on. She speaks very slowly and pronounces things oddly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have so many thoughts.

Luke is annoying and giving me the ick. Pushing Kristen on getting back to their sex life. He’s already wanting to go out with the guys. I have a funny feeling they won’t last and he will probably eventually cheat on her.

Kristen - I love seeing her struggles with being a new mom. She doesn’t act like it’s all roses and perfect. She’s keeping it real. Stressed out leaving the house, late, worried about the baby - I can totally relate.

Danny/Nia - love the new home but yeah that commute sucks. 4 kids is a lot. I knew Danny wanted a brother for Asher.

Janet/Jason - is Janet on Ozempic? She looks so thin. She obviously wants back on the show. She’s right about Danny’s “sexual assault” though. But she will have to squash it if she wants to get back on.

Brittany - yikes. Her weight gain is out of control. Her new man looks like trash. But I do like how she has a sensory room for Cruz - it seems like she is in tune with his treatments. Good for her.

Jesse - the new girlfriend is weird and not even pretty. You tell her I love you and she says thank you? Ugh. He’s more into her than she is into him. Sad.

Michelle - she’s sort of in her own now. Doesn’t have a great storyline.

Jasmine - getting super aggressive and annoying and flipping out about nothing. Trying to stay relevant?

Zach/Benji - I really like Zach. He’s fun to watch.

Lala - don’t know why she got on the show. Her shtick is old and annoying. Asking the lifeguard for his number??

Luke - I'm thinking they made him play up that story line but I agree, they're not going to last (who is shocked?!)

Kristen - she came onto her own on the Valley, it's wild to go back and watch VPR and see what she was like then

Danny/Nia - he actually gives me the ick more than Luke, and Nia's voice is becoming really grating to me, I would not be sorry to see them leave the show

Janet/Jason - Janet was thin on the season 2 reunion but I agree she is even skinnier now, also her hair is very fine and flat, which is consistent with Ozempic/very quick weight loss

Brittany - she is a hot mess in all aspects except being a mom, I hope she is able to turn her life around (and she's way skinnier now post mommy makeover)

Jesse - I both love and hate him, but the new girlfriend I find hard to look at, like her facial features are in the wrong place or something, I don't know, she drives me nuts

Michelle - I have gone back and forth on her but I do hope she gets a good story line because I think I like her (and she and Schwartz are really cute together)

Jasmine - not sure what's going on, perhaps trying to start drama to stay relevant but then she's getting mad that someone is alluding to her being an angry Black woman, I liked her a lot more in the first season

Zach - his voice is also starting to grate on me, as is his face, but I do think he's funny and he has some good one-liners

Lala - I do like seeing her be a mom, and she, like Kristen, has chilled out a ton since VPR