Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Jack
Ben
Charlotte

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Anonymous wrote:Molly is not a real/proper name. Molly is a nickname. Give your kids proper names please, people.

Is Sally a proper name?

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Henry
Audrey

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Stella

Margaret

Willow

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Anonymous wrote:Samuel. No nickname.

Predict he will have the nickname Sam whether you want it or not. You are fairly traditional and wanted a name that was also traditional but not very popular, a la William.

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Anonymous wrote:Stella

Margaret

Willow

You are a reformed free spirit who likes to listen to live music and you never would've predicted you would have three girls. Margaret is named after one of the grandmas. Willow--you always loved that name but finally decided to follow your heart and use it for baby #3. You're generally a happy person who loves life and isn't very uptight.

[Anonymous]

Elliott
Madeline

[Anonymous]

This is so much fun! Please do my family...

Ethan

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Samuel. No nickname.

Predict he will have the nickname Sam whether you want it or not. You are fairly traditional and wanted a name that was also traditional but not very popular, a la William.

I was thinking that she dreamed of having a little boy called Sammy and eventually Sam. Sam's a kid that will go out and play ball with you, enjoys fishing, skiing, running and all outdoor activities. The moment little Samuel was born she could tell he was an old soul and a Samuel, not a Sam. That was a little bittersweet but she knew she would love and enjoy Samuel just as much as she Sam.

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Anonymous wrote:Elliott
Madeline

I can not hear the name Elliott without thinking of this.

[Anonymous]

Mine:
Jarrett
Calvin
Desmond (Desi)
Louis
Dog: Lena

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Anonymous wrote:Henry
Audrey

you are both from the northwest - boston and rhode island and met in college. it was a relief to find someone so similar (preppy, wore collared shirts, liked pearls on girl) to yourself that you started dating almost immediately. you waited til husband was done with law school to marry and now live in a small-ish house in chevy chase, but secretly wish you lived in georgetown (minus the parking and the schools). you like to drive everywhere and have a mid-sized suv. audrey attends montessori and henry is in public elementary school, but yo're considering privates for 3rd - landon, maybe. you completed your masters in communication and are working with NPR and you like to volunteer with the junior league.

[Anonymous]

Emma. Just the one.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Satchel
Caleb
Fisher
Eli

Religious or trying too hard.

Multicultural and ivy leaguer

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Anonymous wrote:
Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek

Muslims, persian you like to think you come from royalty