Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William

Wannabe princess. How boring

[Anonymous]

Juliana

[Anonymous]

I have four children. Madison, Brooke, Jordyn, Ethan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Juliana

Hispanic/white couple.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have four children. Madison, Brooke, Jordyn, Ethan.

You chose your names from the Pottery Barn Christmas catalog (the stockings w/ names on them were "Madison, Brooke, Jordyn, Ethan.") You are Caucasian (Irish Catholic?) and wear Lily Pulitzer. Your daughters share their HUGE array of hair bows, and even Ethan likes to try them on when nobody is looking....

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Anonymous wrote:This is so much fun! Please do my family...

Ethan

Ethan FINALLy arrived when you were almost 45, after 3 fertility clinics, 5 RE's, 6 fresh IVF's, 2 FET's, and a last ditch IUI that WORKED!!! You were hoping for twins, but are thrilled to have Ethan (age 4) and have difficulty saying "NO!" to him, however, somehow he is still a little angel, which makes you spoil him more and more.....

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Anonymous wrote:Henry
Audrey

Audrey is named after your favorite actress, Audrey Hepburn! She is a feisty one, and keeps you on your toes!!!

[Anonymous]

Ok, I will play - Arthur and Tess.

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Anonymous wrote:Emma. Just the one.

You love alliterations....you selected "Emma" to go with your last name (first initial, of course, "E!") You want as many kids as your husband will "allow!" The names are already selected: Eden, Ellana, Elijah. You are a closet binger, and your bottom dresser drawer is filled with Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies, Hostess chocolate cupcakes with the squiggle, Entenman's banana crumb donuts....hmmm...come to think of it..."Entenman" (sp?) would be a GREAT "E" name for a child...

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Anonymous wrote:Ok, I will play - Arthur and Tess.

Arthur & Tess are 9 year old twins. Arthur is a dynamo on on the soccer field (despite his "scholarly, bookish" name.)
Tess is a tomboy (also a soccer player.) Lately she has become interested in boys (much to your horror...OH NO! ) and her cleats/shin guards are now replaced by glittery flip flops in the hopes of attracting her camp crush (Aidyn.)

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What about my daughter?

Emery.. we call her Emmy.

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Anonymous wrote:What about my daughter?

Emery.. we call her Emmy.

Emery wants clip-on extensions in her hair that are dyed hot pink. DH is bothered that she's almost six and still can't sort out that her full name has only one "m" and her nickname has two. He's worried it's a sign of something that will involve doctors and therapies. Emmy wears only Crocs or flip flops, even in the winter. You have to bribe her to wear snow boots, but DH doesn't know that. She likes alligators, and her favorite stuffed animal is one, but you recently discovered that she picks her nose and wipes it on the stomach of her stuffed alligator, which lives on her bed. You and DH are equally disgusted. You want to buy her a new one, but DH just wants her to do without because he is sure she'll just wipe boogers on whatever new alligator you get. You secretly worry that DH does not love Emery as much as you do. You recently moved, and the 3 year old across the street can't say Emery's name - he calls her Energy instead. His mother thinks it's adorable, but you thought long and hard about all the suggestions you got from the Expectant Moms forum on DCUM before picking Emery and want people to say it right.

Emmy loves cupcakes, and eats one each night at 9:30 as her snack. DH finally convinced you to get the mini-cupcakes, but thinks the whole sugar snack right before bedtime ritual is ridiculous. Sometimes you worry that you and DH will get divorced, and it will be because of Emmy. DH wonders what happened to that super cool chick he married and if he'll ever get her back. He's starting to think he won't, since DD is already 7, and is not sure how to make peace with what his life has become. DH goes out to the shed most nights after dinner, saying he's working on the lawnmower, and you don't understand why he doesn't just get a new one since this one causes him so much trouble.

You have a cat named Mr. Biscuits. He does not like cupcakes.

[Anonymous]

Ivy
Atticus

[Anonymous]

Sofia. Had no idea it was a popular name (didn't look it up frankly). It's been on my list for years before we had her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What about my daughter?

Emery.. we call her Emmy.

Emery wants clip-on extensions in her hair that are dyed hot pink. DH is bothered that she's almost six and still can't sort out that her full name has only one "m" and her nickname has two. He's worried it's a sign of something that will involve doctors and therapies. Emmy wears only Crocs or flip flops, even in the winter. You have to bribe her to wear snow boots, but DH doesn't know that. She likes alligators, and her favorite stuffed animal is one, but you recently discovered that she picks her nose and wipes it on the stomach of her stuffed alligator, which lives on her bed. You and DH are equally disgusted. You want to buy her a new one, but DH just wants her to do without because he is sure she'll just wipe boogers on whatever new alligator you get. You secretly worry that DH does not love Emery as much as you do. You recently moved, and the 3 year old across the street can't say Emery's name - he calls her Energy instead. His mother thinks it's adorable, but you thought long and hard about all the suggestions you got from the Expectant Moms forum on DCUM before picking Emery and want people to say it right.

Emmy loves cupcakes, and eats one each night at 9:30 as her snack. DH finally convinced you to get the mini-cupcakes, but thinks the whole sugar snack right before bedtime ritual is ridiculous. Sometimes you worry that you and DH will get divorced, and it will be because of Emmy. DH wonders what happened to that super cool chick he married and if he'll ever get her back. He's starting to think he won't, since DD is already 7, and is not sure how to make peace with what his life has become. DH goes out to the shed most nights after dinner, saying he's working on the lawnmower, and you don't understand why he doesn't just get a new one since this one causes him so much trouble.

You have a cat named Mr. Biscuits. He does not like cupcakes.

Emmy's Mom here- HYSTERICAL!!!!! (ps- I hate cats)