I have the biggest crush on my boss and it's driving me crazy
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Anonymous
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I work remotely and live on the opposite side of the country from him. I have no idea if he's single or married.
But, dang, he is so sexy and an incredible boss. I've always had a thing for bosses, and he's one of the best ones I've ever had. I didn't dare go to the company Christmas party (they fly in anyone who wants to go) bc I knew I'd end up making a move and embarrassing myself. I need to get over this crush. Any tips? |
Anonymous
| Here is a tip. Go finish your homework. |
Anonymous
| Rub one out and watch TV. |
Anonymous
| Go for broke and confess your feelings. |
Anonymous
| Don’t do it. |
Anonymous
| Do attend the next Christmas party, OP! For all you know, he could be available… |
Anonymous
We do have a summer meetup as well and I may go to that. But I’ll feel like an idiot if I show up and he has a wife. |
Anonymous
Threesome! |
Anonymous
| You are so far different than most people I know that it’s hard to advise. You really thought you would make a move on your boss at the company party and couldn’t hold yourself back? |
Anonymous
| Imagine him being a slob at home who picks his nose constantly in private |
Anonymous
| You don’t know how to google? |
Anonymous
The guy's name is probably John Smith. |
Anonymous
Even worse. How do you crush an NPC |
Anonymous
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Well, I have to see mine in person. My boss is single and some idiots told me to go for it.
Find someone else to dream about. |
Anonymous
I did, he has zero online presence besides a LinkedIn. So I can’t figure out if he’s single or not. |