what would happen if government banned all international cuisine in USA?

[Anonymous]

What would we eat? Are there any restaurants around for native cuisine?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What would we eat? Are there any restaurants around for native cuisine?

This is not a serious question but yes, there are Native American restaurants. Frybread, venison, turkey, fish, corn bread, wild rice, squash, berries.

[Anonymous]

And then maybe deport everyone who can't prove they descend from Native Americans.

[Anonymous]

How would they enforce that? I mean will they ban me from buying the ingredients to make my own pasta with a pasta attachment for my KitchenAid mixer? Will they ban me from buying tomatoes and the ingredients to make tomato sauce?

Think of the enforcement! They go creeping around apartment buildings with dogs specifically trained to sniff out specific cuisines and then confiscate the food and ... eat it in hiding?

Would we bring back the prohibition era, except instead of alcohol, it's lo mein and matzoh ball soup?

[Anonymous]

Assuming OP meant imports… we’d all be eating a lot of corn and soy and not much seafood. Also very few spices. Coffee only for the robber barons.

Just thinking about this weeks meal plan… we’re ok for tonight (vegetable soup and homemade bread), and the zucchini pasta doesn’t have any international ingredients (except black pepper). Everything else would suffer in flavor.

[Anonymous]

Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously. What an inane question.

[Anonymous]

All the white Karens and racists should have to eat hot dogs with white buns the rest of their days.

Do not eat spices, racist people. Do not eat idli, curries, arepas, tacos, burritos, or spaghetti.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And then maybe deport everyone who can't prove they descend from Native Americans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously. What an inane question.

Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously to post such brilliant answer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And then maybe deport everyone who can't prove they descend from Native Americans.

Errr... why? We took the land by force. That's how the game works.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously. What an inane question.

Utterly bizarre post

[Anonymous]

We'll just rename everything and claim we invented it. Problem solved.

Freedom fries anyone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All the white Karens and racists should have to eat hot dogs with white buns the rest of their days.

Do not eat spices, racist people. Do not eat idli, curries, arepas, tacos, burritos, or spaghetti.

Having lived abroad for many years, those were the food eaten by the most racist people as it was their native cuisines.

[Anonymous]

Chop suey was first created in San Francisco
we could also eat hot dogs

[Anonymous]

Yaaaaa what?????
What is this thread even about?