I have an 8 figure income, a bazillion dollars invested, and a trust from my grandfather

[Anonymous]

And yet my life seems meaningless without trolling DCUM.

All that's to say, what's up with all these "really rich" posters recently?

[Anonymous]

Donate some if your network to a meaningful cause so you don't have to troll.

[Anonymous]

Maybe you should get back to work and drive home to Annandale in your KIA.

[Anonymous]

I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia

or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia

or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’

20-year-old car, no pasta salad, correct punctuation. Done.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

Or if they can afford this house.

[Anonymous]

Or if you'll ever make it out of the middle class

[Anonymous]

But can't let themselves splurge on a designer purse.

[Anonymous]

Or how to get over being frugal and let themselves splurge on something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were going to ask if you qualified for financial aid

Or had enough to retire.

Or wonder why they "felt poor."

Or whether to get a Hyundai or Kia

or wanted advice on how to style themselves as ‘stealth wealth’

20-year-old car, no pasta salad, correct punctuation. Done.

I thought pasta salad was "low class". Shouldn't stealth wealth be all about the pasta salad?

Come to think of it, I have stealthy wealthy family members who love pasta salad. My openly wealthy relatives secretly love it, but they rarely eat it because they are low carb.

[Anonymous]

Lol all of these! I forgot about low class pasta salad!