Paper plate awards…parents edition
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Anonymous
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Fun responses only!! Go!
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Anonymous
| What? |
Anonymous
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Most accurate timer
Best snack provider Most obvious coach brownnoser Best tent set up and tailgate Best at hiding gin and tonics at the pool |
Anonymous
| Least understanding of how a team group chat works |
Anonymous
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Most likely to avoid volunteering
Most likely to volunteer their husband instead of themselves Most inappropriate screams during races Is it coffee or is it vodka in that travel mug? MILF Always late Reliving their own high school dreams through their kids Carpool mooch |
Anonymous
| They can hear you in Texas, momma |
Anonymous
| Always having an excuse for why their child didn’t swim well…sick, didn’t eat, didn’t sleep, they are “only 9,” and it’s someone else’s fault… |
Anonymous
| Most likely to not read an email |
Anonymous
| Private jet Pete |
Anonymous
| Love this thread! |
Anonymous
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Most likely to forget to commit their kid for an meet.
Care more about their kid swimming their kid cares. Most likely to have an excuse for everything- why their kid swam slow, why they can' volunteer, why they can't wear plain navy shorts without a team logo, why they forgot to sign kid up for B meet despite numerous email reminders, why they showed up late for volunteer role they signed up for... |
Anonymous
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Most aggressive coaching despite having no idea how to do most of the strokes
Biggest hoverer Most competitive Biggest complainer Team weatherman/woman |
Anonymous
| Most hungover for the July 5th A Meet |
Anonymous
| Mom who says she is a federal worker but seems to make it a full time job managing swim team volunteers. |
Anonymous
LOL we had a few contenders. |