Most likely to sign up to bring ice |
Most likely to pick the shortest/easiest volunteer role. |
My kid would be as fast as your kid if they practiced as much as your kid… |
Humblebrag Heather
My kid only attended x # of practices per week and is still winning |
For the Love of GOd, put on a few more clothes, Mom Award
Botox Award Special award for the guy whose little kid didn't want to swim so he dropped him in the &**(() pool. Let's just call that one the CPS award Tech Suit King Most Threatening to your Wife Award Biggest Cooler |
My favorite on the list! |
Backseat Driver (If *I* were in charge...) award
Bra Pad Bungler Award AMKAGBISSUAEAABMHAWTCATC (All my kids are graduated but I still show up at every a and b meet home and away to complain about the changes) award Snail Award *or* I carry my house in my giant Bogg Bag award |