Paper plate awards…parents edition

Anonymous
Most likely to sign up to bring ice
Anonymous
Most likely to pick the shortest/easiest volunteer role.
Anonymous
My kid would be as fast as your kid if they practiced as much as your kid…
Anonymous
Humblebrag Heather

My kid only attended x # of practices per week and is still winning
Anonymous
For the Love of GOd, put on a few more clothes, Mom Award

Botox Award

Special award for the guy whose little kid didn't want to swim so he dropped him in the &**(() pool. Let's just call that one the CPS award

Tech Suit King

Most Threatening to your Wife Award

Biggest Cooler
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Most hungover for the July 5th A Meet


LOL we had a few contenders.


My favorite on the list!
Anonymous
Backseat Driver (If *I* were in charge...) award

Bra Pad Bungler Award

AMKAGBISSUAEAABMHAWTCATC (All my kids are graduated but I still show up at every a and b meet home and away to complain about the changes) award

Snail Award *or* I carry my house in my giant Bogg Bag award
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