The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hope.

Kayleigh

So much for social distancing.

Trump has his mouth hanging open and a vacant stare.

The woman in red is New Ivanka.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh is definitely the most normal to me.

There's something about Hope's look that makes me uneasy.

Kayleigh is 32 years old, an Ivy League grad, and is set for life career-wise after this gig.

She looks like a secretary here.

“Darlin’, get me a cup of coffee.”

[Anonymous]

Hope's heels seem to pitch her forward a lot . . . about to faceplant?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh today. She should be good thread fodder for the few months left of this.

Few months? I wish I had your optimism.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So the White House dress code is mini skirts or high waters?

Hope’s outfit’s top half strongly reminds me of Melania’s inauguration outfit.

Who’s the gut between Hope and Hopeless?

I thought Trump strongly prefers women in skirts/dresses.

It’s crisis time! We’re in a war, peeps! Time to put away the sexy mommy outfits and show the world WE R SERIUS PPL! So let’s grab our less-sexy and completely out of style cropped pants and show this virus who’s boss!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cruise director too

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cruise director too

I love you! This was exactly what her outfit screams—except we’re on the voyage of the damned.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh honey no.
I almost want to rescue her, like a damp kitten in the storm drain.

Are those darts & pleats?? Good heavens Ivanka! Storm Drain for sure!

Always something skeezy about those two together.....ewww

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cruise director too

NAILED IT.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh today. She should be good thread fodder for the few months left of this.

Few months? I wish I had your optimism.

Well either way nu-Ivanka doesn’t have long, especially when Original Recipe Ivanka gets a whiff of her.

Does anyone have a screenshot of the Fox News interview where nu-Ivanka was completely indistinguishable from Original recipe? Her hair and makeup somehow made her look like a clone of Ivanka. It was pretty disturbing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about Trump's new press secretary and what she was wearing today?

This appears to be a fairly normal jacket over a dress, or even a suit (!!!)

Her false eyelashes are SO heavy. They outweigh her whole little ratty Fox-blonde face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That sure is a lot of people in close proximity and without masks for the most part. What’s with all the cropped-leg pants? Still, Hope left her thigh-high boots and minis at home, so there’s that.

They are using a 15 minute rapid test on everyone going into the white house every day.

But never mind that there's not enough tests available for the rest of us....

[Anonymous]

Kaylee has to stop with the double breasted jackets....ew!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just can't get the cropped pant pls stilettoes look, I can't really grasp pants with stilettoes to begin with. But Hope looks particularly mismatched comparing the bundled up top half with the cropped pants (which look like early 70s bell bottoms snipped off) and her hooves.

Everyday is a new episode of the TV show in the brain of the President and it is most important that people look the part. White men in suits. Women from the Fox News studio. He loves long hair, lots o' makeup and high heels.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cruise director too

I love you! This was exactly what her outfit screams—except we’re on the voyage of the damned.

omg that is totally it - she is cruise director for the voyage of the damned