Jen Hatmaker
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Anonymous
Hi Jen! Or should we call you "Hattie" now? Whyyy should this thread be locked? There's still A LOT to talk about! |
Anonymous
I'm not a fan of Brando but I have been in a very similar situation and people love to talk, but rarely do they know the full story. Everyone has a past—what matters is how someone chooses to grow from it. I didn’t steal anyone’s husband; I built a relationship based on love, honesty, and trust. No one gets to rewrite someone else’s happiness just because they’re holding on to pain. The truth is, happiness makes noise—but so does bitterness. I'm proud of the joy we have built together, and I’ll always stand by love when it’s real. I hope that for Tina. |
Anonymous
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Just waiting for the brilliant lyricist to give us a new song! Also waiting for Jane Capstitcher ( "Cappy?" ) to gift us beloveds the gift of some new, witty prose! |
Anonymous
If Jen stopped talking the thread would not need to be locked, it would die a natural death. It is still alive because she keeps spewing nonsense, most recently victim of a church she personally built, and "child bride" at 19 after begging her parents to allow the marriage. And if anyone tries to call her out on it, they are deleted "bless and release"? So here we are. |
Anonymous
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Tyler, you are not the spokesperson for Black people! Just saw the podcast clip where he claims Black people have never been attacked by sea creature, which makes them somehow “smarter”?!
Bro, travel a little bit. This is such a ridiculous divisive example. |
Anonymous
Congrats, you’ll be the other woman soon enough if not already. |
Anonymous
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🎶 “Big Sis Don’t Say Nothin’”
[Verse 1] Well Big Sis Jen got a brand-new post, When the news breaks east, she shouts the most, Preachin’ from her porch with a mason jar in hand, Tellin’ all the internet she’ll take a stand. But when the headlines fall on her side of the fence, She’s quieter than a preacher with no audience, Refresh that feed, scroll all night long, Waitin’ for Big Sis to bang her gong. [Chorus] Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe, She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe, Bless her heart, she’s a sanctified queen, With a blog, a book club, and a podcast stream. She’s got a big ol’ mouth ‘til the script don’t fit, Then she zips it shut with a peppermint twist. Yeah, Big Sis don’t say nothin’, No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’. [Verse 2] Now her boyfriend’s “sassy,” he’s the talk of the town, Cried three days straight when the Queen went down, Knows every word to “Oklahoma!” too, And his jazz hands sparkle in a shade of blue. Big Sis calls him rugged, calls him her man, But he’s singin’ Hamilton louder than the band, While she’s posin’ in a kitchen with a casserole plate, He’s beltin’ out Broadway on their third hot date. [Chorus] Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe, She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe, Bless her heart, she’s a sanctified queen, With a blog, a book club, and a podcast stream. She’s got a big ol’ mouth ‘til the truth hits raw, Then she hides that sass with a southern “y’all.” Yeah, Big Sis don’t say nothin’, No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’. [Bridge] She’s chronically online, she’s the voice of the day, Till the winds start blowin’ the uncomfortable way. Then it’s crickets in the feed, not a tweet, not a peep, Guess her principles there just went back to sleep. [Final Chorus] Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’ when it’s awkward for the tribe, She’ll clap back quick when it suits her vibe, Bless her heart, she’s the queen of spin, Till the story don’t fit — then the silence wins. Yeah, she’s a gong, she’s a bell, she’s a whole parade, ‘Til the awkward news comes and her posts get delayed. Oh, Big Sis don’t say nothin’… No, Big Sis don’t say nothin’. [Outro Spoken, with twang] “Now bless her Instagram, y’all. She’ll be back tomorrow… with a casserole recipe.” |