What's the quintessential "hot mom" car right now?

[Anonymous]

I guess it’s unclear if she was asking what are the hot cars for moms or what are the cars for hot moms.

[Anonymous]

A black Chevy extended wheelbase Suburban.

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Anonymous wrote:The 2026 GMC Yukon Denali $104,395 MSRP and that is before taxes and fees.

I dont think people who drive BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche SUVS often understand how expensive those vehicles are.

Porsche Macan starting around $57,000 and Porsche Cayenne starting $67,000 are a lot less in prcice,

https://www.gmc.com/suvs/yukon/denali?msockid=089777ce01a2659d18c7617000576429

Anyone paying Msrp for an American pos is a complete moron. You can get them 2-3 years used gif 50% off.

Not a Tahoe or Yukon. Those things hold their value like crazy. Even ten year old models with over 100K miles are very high priced.

Literally the first one I see when Googling for sale is a 2019 Tahoe with 106k miles for $25k

That’s a boatload of money for a 7 year old truck wirh 106k miles.

[Anonymous]

The ultimate hot mom car right now is Metrobus.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would want nothing to do with any woman who referred to herself as a hot mom. That's gross.

+1. What a joke

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A black Chevy extended wheelbase Suburban.

Black Suburban screams Uber Black or Uber SUV, or basically hired car service.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The 2026 GMC Yukon Denali $104,395 MSRP and that is before taxes and fees.

I dont think people who drive BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche SUVS often understand how expensive those vehicles are.

Porsche Macan starting around $57,000 and Porsche Cayenne starting $67,000 are a lot less in prcice,

https://www.gmc.com/suvs/yukon/denali?msockid=089777ce01a2659d18c7617000576429

We understand. They are still cringe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the answer is a Bronco. Looks fun to drive but actually not very comfortable.

Love mine!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

It's what moms are driving now. All the blonde ponytails in our car line are driving white Tellurides.

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

It's what moms are driving now. All the blonde ponytails in our car line are driving white Tellurides.

Maybe at a middle caste public school

[Anonymous]

My old boss her mom was a teen mom who got knocked up by local Fonzie type greasy mechanic HS Drop out who owned a shop that fixed muscle cars and such.

Her 21 year old Mom would drop her off at kindergarten in her old 1963 Corvette wirh her in front seat and later in her Camaro convertible when she had two kids and an older mom of 25!

Now she was cool. And she have cigarettes to and kids have to Duck with top down to avoid hot ashes in the face.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Who are you rich b1tc4es? It's a Telluride. Quiet luxury, babes.

Telluride is one step up from a minivan.

So is a Tahoe. In fact both are just minivans without the convenience of power sliding doors.

[Anonymous]

Hummer EV

[Anonymous]

If your wife ever says something like this call a divorce attorney because she's probably already cheating.